Double Your Chances of Getting Laid!!!

Sometimes when I do heroin, I get a RUSH of creative thoughts following the RUSH of opiate bliss. I feel like a rockstar even though I can't sing.

After I shot up tonight, I arrived at the most insane insight.

I want to share it with you, it's truly life-changing.

Okay, first off- I'm kidding. I don't do heroin. You probably shouldn't either. :)

But I still have a way that you can double your chances of nailing some HOT pussy on any given night.

Suppose you talk to 5 girls in a night.

Sometimes it goes well, sometimes not... you know, its a numbers game, even when you get good at this shit. Not every girl is sexually available. In fact, most aren't simply due to logistics- even if they are single. That's not your fault, there's nothing you can do. There's a certain percentage of girls that are sexually available and sexually unavailable on any given day. Girls that you 'screen out' and 'get lost' usually has nothing to do with your looks, style, life or "game," so long as you are being aggressive and confidently communicating what YOU WANT- sex. But you know that.

Okay, so suppose you talk to 5 girls in a night.

Here's how to DOUBLE YOUR CHANCES-

are you ready?

are you sure??

are you super sure???

are you super duper sure????

are you super duper super.... SHUT THE FUCK UP GOOD LOOKING LOSER TELL ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

TALK TO 10 GIRLS

right there, you doubled your chances.

Do you want to know how to triple your chances????

TALK TO 15 GIRLS

right there, you tripled your chances.

I'm not even good at math.

The KEY to GETTING LAID is talking to girls.

This was being debated at a certain place by certain gurus that don't get much/any pussy.

One of them suggested that "being interesting" was the key to GETTING LAID.

WRONG

One of them suggested that having a "positive mindset" was the key to GETTING LAID.

WRONG

One of them that clearly didn't Get Laid much suggested that "carefully timed jokes when she's comfortable with you to create 'attraction spikes'," was the key to GETTING LAID.

SHUT THE FUCK UP 8-O

The key is and always will be TALKING TO GIRLS.

There are certain things that will improve your chances obviously- LOOKS, STYLE, SOCIAL FREEDOM ( tight authentic body language that reflects EXTREME confidence).

The key is TALKING TO GIRLS.

I could "be interesting," "have a positive mindset," and use "carefully timed jokes," and never bang pussy again if I didn't talk to enough girls.

Now, don't me wrong- being interesting and being positive can help. Carefully timed jokes won't. :)

Those are hardly the key.

Scotty thinks he has nothing on this guy.

Scotty seems to feel he's the "least interesting guy in the world." Although he probably has nothing on the Dos Equis guy (pictured right), he's probably not the "least interesting guy in the world."

But that's besides the point.

Being interesting has nothing to do with you meeting a girl, talking and touching her and taking her somewhere in 20 minutes (GETTING LAID).

In addition, I've had nights where I was straight up in a bad mood. Maybe I had a rough day at work or I was bummed out about something. I still got laid. It didn't matter so long as I wasn't spreading negativity like wildfire and turning chicks off instantly. Negative days and nights are few and far between for me, but not having a "positive mindset" on some nights isn't getting in the way of getting pussy. I can verify that.

I'm not saying that "being interesting" and "having a positive mindset" won't enhance your overall quality of life. You should be/have both. But it's sure as hell not the "key" to banging girls.

If you are uninteresting and not talking to girls because of it for some reason, that's a problem if you are trying to Get Laid.

If you are in a bad mood and not talking to girls, that's a problem if you are trying to Get Laid.

The problem is not talking to girls.

You get it. :)

Sorry if you were expecting a super secret line or routine. This is easier though.

This is common sense? Maybe.

But sometimes common sense isn't so common.

Want to lose weight? Stop eating so much fucking food and get your ass to the gym.
Want to get good at basketball? Play basketball.
Want to get a good grade on an exam? Figure out what's going to be on the test and study that material.
Want to bang girls? Talk to them.

Guys that have 6-month or year long periods without getting pussy are simply not talking to enough girls. It's usually nothing else. Maybe anxiety, depression, something else is contributing to that, but the main reason is that guys aren't playing the game. Even when you get good at this shit, you still gotta talk to girls. You just bang a higher percentage than you might otherwise.

Okay, that's it.

I'm going to shoot some more heroin, this stuff wears off quickly. Just kidding.

~Screen That Pussy~