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Now I hate bitching about this but its driving me up the wall. I've followed all the fucking advice on online dating I can. It literally fails for me 99 times out of 100. And it really fucks with my head. This type of constant rejection can't be good for my outlook on girls. I haven't got a date in over 6 months. I've deleted my accounts numerous times out of frustration. I've been stood up on the last 3-4 dates I was supposed to go on. I've tried countless guides and tutorials. Including trying all kinds of usernames, all kinds of pictures, all kinds of profile descriptions, all kinds of opening messages, all kinds of way of asking the girl out. For whatever reason it just doesn't work for me online. Maybe its because I live in Vegas combined with my age (20). A lot of the online dating guides are for chicks a little older than me.
I would like someone to review one of my profiles before I delete my dating accounts forever. I don't want to deal with the frustration. Its like I'm banging my head against a brick fucking wall. Girls don't reply. 90% of them don't even look at my profile. If they do then even less of them respond. And the ones that do respond usually stop replying. And remember, I've tried it all. I've followed all kinds of online dating guides. I have no idea why this isn't working for me. Can someone with experience look over one of my profiles? I have Tinder, Hot or Not, OkCupid, and Plenty of Fish. My current username on Okcupid is ChampaignCocaine and my Plenty of Fish profile is ChampaignCocaineGasoline (Its a song reference). I'd love to hear your feedback.
We literally can't help at all if you don't post your pictures though
Edit: ok so I looked up your profile and I'm actually totally wrong. You're very attractive and should be killing it.
First, lose the glasses immediately. Wears contacts.
Second, take your shirtless pic and make it your profile pic on all your websites. Even better, take a new shirtless mirror where you're not flexing.
Next, ditch the photos with the Star Wars characters. Nerdy. Put up one photo of you with friends to prove you're not a total loner.
Take a better profile pic without the glasses and turn your face at more of an angle. That straight on face shot isn't flattering even for good looking people.
Your problem is that your profile pics suck. Girls aren't even giving you a chance because they take one look at your profile pic and disqualify you. If you show off your abs in your profile pic, I garuntee you girls will start responding
Thanks for everything you guys. It's time for me to move on to bigger things!
BigVik wrote: What BIB said about your looks.
Plus, your profile is a little creepy "Bought a car nicer than your parents at 20." A little pretentious, aye? The rest reads like the intro to a self help book, and you sound bitter, dunno, I don't know you, but that's what girls will think.
Honestly, only a goldigger would bite on your bio.
This is why I love feedback. I didn't even know thats how I was coming off. I'll wait for some more responses then start editing. Can you clarify what you mean about my looks? It's pretty vague.
Your 4th shirtless pic seems llike a totally different dude than the rest. The rest you seem like an average nerd who doesn't get laid.
First off, if you can, change your username. Not likely going to make a huge difference but that already set off the douche alarm for me, and I know some girls might feel that way as well. Reminds me of when I see dudes wearing "cocaine and caviar" shirts and I just shake my head at how oblivious they are to how stupid they look. Also change your profile description. You are just giving girls more reasons to screen you out with all the stuff you say in it. Keep it simple and concise.
Secondly (and far more important), your pics need an overhaul. All of them.
The shirtless pic is good as in you have a good physique, but doing a mirror selfie throwing up a front dub bi isn't the way to show it. Get a pic on a beach or if you absolutely must take a shirtless mirror pic, just do it relaxed (but flexing the hell out of your abs). You aren't getting any girls throwing up a bodybuilder pose.
For the rest of the pics, ditch the glasses and get some professional pics done (you can literally get them done on groupon for like $30). Also throw up a pic out and about with some friends. That should give you 3-4 solid pics, and that's all you'll need.
Finally, get a pair of height increasing insoles (can literally cost $0.99 off ebay) and bump your height to 6 feet. This will make a big difference believe it or not (minimum cut off is 6 feet for many girls, and they screen out based on height very very often).
Your description is way to long and personal, hate to beak it to you but girls don't give a fuck about your personal life and struggles I wouldn't even tell them this personal stuff in person unless they ask.
Another tip never mention the word "goals" very cliche. You sound really stuck up, to serious and probably not to fun to be around in person. ( Not saying you are, just appears to be this way from your description ).
Try to trim it down to around 4 sentences max or even one. Let your pictures and conversation skills do the work for you.
My tinder profile description just says " 6ft3 , Northern Beaches" and Ive had lots of success with tinder.
1. Lose the star wars pics.
2. Take a million topless mirror selfies from all angles. Pic the best one(s).
3. Your bio sounds like you are a shallow dick. Keep it positive.... Do a list of likes and throw in some subtle humor instead.
4. Take "cocaine" out of your username. Girls who actually live around vegas will be turned off by that..... Coke is for annoying drunken tourists in vegas, not locals. In fact AWAYS keep drugs out of the profile.
5. If your goal is to get laid then hint to that some how in your description.... Dont say "im here to get laid"...... It should hint more towards "I will leave you fucked hard and breathless, if I like you".
6. You can get many more women online by putting off a "looking to fuck hot girls, but open to a relationship with a perfect goddess" vibe.... Even if its bullshit.
7. Finally, be sure to present a challenge. I always put "I like a woman who pursues me, it shows that she isnt afraid to go for what she wants, shows her honesty and that she has no time for games."
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