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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 06:54 #247374

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I haven't been on Tinder for a few months and I'm terribly anxious about starting to use it again. Here's my profile:



I guess I'm getting decent enough matches as is.

What should I write to the profile text? I lied about my age and put 23 on there, because I'm old as fuck and I doubt any <21 y/o girls would wanna fuck someone that's 28..

Should I use pictures of when I was shredded even though I'm currently bulking? I'm very anxious so I don't really wanna show my body unless I have to. I don't want the chicks to think I'm leaner than I actually am in person, because they would think I'm a loser for putting on fat.



Here's my actual current shape, bloated and distended:
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:07 #247377

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Good pics.

I wouldn't use the shredded pic because that's not how you look right now. We all hate being catfished right?

As far as the "about bio": I don't have a profile text. Tinder is all about pics.

I'm pretty sure you'll do well with the three first pictures you have up.
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:10 #247378

Personally I would put on the leaner photo, if you have used it in the past with success.

I like to think every sexual photo out there as a tool to pass the test of meeting women. That means when she says OK to go out with you, unless you have added like 50 pounds of fat, she won't be that much displeased.

Finally, remember what Chris says about "She has already slept with someone uglier with you"? She has definitely slept with someone fatter than you.

The problem is getting her to agree to go out with you. When this is done, I think 5-10 extra pounds wont change the end result (sex).

All the best and I would really appreciate any comments on my photos as well ^_^
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:16 #247379

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Thanks for the swift replies!

I wish I would've stayed lean after the cut, but I was so fucking depressed that I had to eat, and it's all said and done now so I gotta roll with what I have. I mean I still look great, just maybe not quite beach-ready. I guess if I put the shredded picture there, it's just one picture among the others and you can clearly see that in some of the pictures I'm more in shape than others.

What would you say to the girls? Like as an opener. I'm so anxious right now my brain is totally firing blanks. It'll take a while to get rolling.
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:21 #247381

Terminator wrote: Thanks for the swift replies!

I wish I would've stayed lean after the cut, but I was so fucking depressed that I had to eat, and it's all said and done now so I gotta roll with what I have. I mean I still look great, just maybe not quite beach-ready. I guess if I put the shredded picture there, it's just one picture among the others and you can clearly see that in some of the pictures I'm more in shape than others.


How about this then:
  • Upload the lean photo
  • When you start talking with the girl and she (hopefully) asks what are you up to, you can say something along the lines "killing two burritos right now. Want to put on some mass, I am pretty lean as you can see haha"

That way you prepare her for the extra weight when she finally agrees to meet you. Also, hate to break it to you guys but women catfish men way more than we do. It's not like you are a fat bum, just trying to improve. I really remember NO time in my life where I met real time a girl from the online world and she looked exactly the same with her pictures. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Καμία.

Leaner photo for me it is ^_^
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:23 #247383

As for my favorite opener:

"<name of girl> shame on you. We connected so many hours ago and you still haven't said "hi". Where are your manners? Sheesh."
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Tinder Problems 24 Apr 2016 07:36 #247388

personally i wouldn't use any of your gym photos, the top 3 are good enough. Maybe take a shirtless beach photo or something instead.

in your description if you are tall lets say over 6ft2 you could mention that..

As for the context of the convo there is a good tinder forum on here somewhere in online dating area check it out.

Also dont take it to serious bro , tinder in my opinion is a massive mind fuck. The first 2 and half weeks I fucked 4 girls from there then deleted my account.

Now I just reopened my account and havent got any fucks in the last 2 weeks lol. Mind blown

All the best , good luck

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Tinder Problems 25 Apr 2016 04:56 #247475

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I figured I could put my gym Instagram account on there, since it's got loads of my shirtless photos.

I'm still pretty anxious about messaging girls. Do I have to keep the conversation going when somebody replies or is it ok to just exchange 1-2 messages per day? Nothing's coming up when I try to think of what to say/reply.
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Tinder Problems 25 Apr 2016 05:04 #247476

Just set up a date right away. Here's how my convos go and I am absolutely drowning in tinder pussy right now:

*opener*
*response*
"I live in X part of town, where are u at?"
*response*
"Cool cool. So tomorrow night I'm gonna cook dinner and watch a movie I've been wanting to see. You're welcome to join me"
"What movie?
"It's a surprise. Drop me your number and we'll figure something out"

That's pretty much it. You don't need to make conversation at all. Just have the girls come straight to your apartment. Needless to say some girls will stop responding, but it doesn't matter
Thanks for everything you guys. It's time for me to move on to bigger things!

So long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Cool but that might be a bit too aggressive for me at the moment. I'm not quite at the same level with style etc. as you (and yes, I know this is fixable, but it's gonna take some time). I always feel bad on the inside when they stop responding. But I guess I shouldn't knock it till I've tried it..
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Tinder Problems 25 Apr 2016 13:09 #247510

Terminator wrote: Cool but that might be a bit too aggressive for me at the moment. I'm not quite at the same level with style etc. as you (and yes, I know this is fixable, but it's gonna take some time). I always feel bad on the inside when they stop responding. But I guess I shouldn't knock it till I've tried it..


Why are you not on the same level? I can also 101% guarantee you that the girl does not have a photo of Bad Idea Bear next to her every time she gets asked out, comparing the looks lol.

Girls will stop responding for the stupidest reasons. Worst part? You can be an 8, the girl can be a 6, you can ask her where she lives at and she will still stop responding. Happened to me twice yesterday. Think of it as exposure therapy. The more you do it, the better you will get and the better you will feel.
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