TOPIC: Guide to Facebook

I have spent countless hours on numerous dating sites with little or no success.

I realized that 90% of the dating sites were complete dog shit, with low quality of girls. Sometimes you had to pay just to view other people’s pictures or pay just to be a member of that dating website.

Do I want to pay to get laid?! Hell no! Only pussies pays to get laid.

I also realized that most of the girls on the online dating sites are some really messed up desperate boyfriend hunters, who only are keen on meeting up if you are looking for a serious relationship.

It’s actually rare to find a girl who’s only up for some fun and no commitment – well I guess nearly everybody who joins a dating site, is desperate because he or she can’t find a mate in real life, right?!

It seems like we have entered a time where dating sites are ‘old news’ and apps like Tinder are trending. Yeah, Tinder is great for finding sluts and women who wants quick validation.

But if you want to get laid from multiple hot women, then this guide is just for you!

What defines a good dating site?

• Loads of hot women
• No costs – some dating sites charge a lot!
• No competition from other guys. Some dating sites are packed with desperate guys.
• No fake profiles – we don’t want any catfishes!!

The ultimate best dating site, which is second to none:

Facebook!

Facebook is free; there are loads of hot women you would never find on a dating site and almost everyone in the first world has a Facebook account.

I have developed a system which mainly takes part in poking girls. But it’s not all about poking. I have made 4 essential steps which will help you get some good quality Facebook pussy.

Let’s get started!



Before you start chasing them Facebook girls, you need to optimize your profile. Your profile is your foundation and the product you’re trying to sell to the girls. It’s like when you dress up and go out to hit on girls, you want to look as good as possible – so must your Facebook profile.

• First of all, take a look at ALL your pictures, and especially your profile pictures! If you have the slightest feeling that your picture isn’t hot or you look like dogshit. Remove the picture, untag yourself, print it out and burn it to ashes.
  I don't care if those pictures are a special memory from when you were a choirboy, and you want to keep them on Facebook. Just remove it! Imagine a groceystore full of rotten vegetables.. It will sell NOTHING. Same as your Facebook with choir pictures - YOU CAN'T GET LAID ON FACEBOOK WITH DAMN CHOIR PICTURES! Remove your rotten vegetables to the back where no one can see them. Sort out your profile pictures first and second your gallery. Remember - less is more


• Make your profile private. The “public” should only have access to see your profile pictures and cover picture. So make your gallery, wall and everything else private, so the only way to see it, is by being Facebook-friends with you. So again, see yourself as a store: Display some of your best products in the window, so they customers get curious and wants to enter your store.


• This is EXTREMELY important, but you have to hide your friends so nobody can see how many friends you have on Facebook, but yourself. Why is this important? Well, because you will constantly add new girls as Facebook-friends, and when new girls comes around, they can go into your profile and see who you recently have added as friend, and if they see that you recently added around 20 girls, they will most likely get disgusted and you will never hear from them again. So hide your Facebook friends, so nobody else can see them, but you.

Here’s some examples, why you should hide your facebook friends:

Example 1: I almost missed a lay because a girl - who I eventually fucked in the end - wouldn’t see me because she could see that I was a facebook-friends with her ex-boyfriend.

Example 2: A friend of mine, got dumped by a girl, because she became mad at him for dancing and grabbing another girl’s ass. My friend said that is was an old friend of his. The angry girl went to have a look at his Facebook- friends and looked on the “recently added” friends and saw that the girl he had been dancing with, had just been added. The girl called him a lair and dumped him.

Example 3: Everybody knows that girls are stalkers. They will stalk your profile like crazy. Imagine if a girl wants to fuck you, and then she stalks your facebook friends and sees that you have a commen friend who apparently is her 4 years younger sister WHO YOU HAVE FUCKED. The girl would then text her sister asking: “Where do you know this guy from?” Sister answers: “Well, we have fucked a lot of times”.. DO YOU REALLY THINK the elder sister is going to fuck me now? NO, she will be disgusted.

So hide your fucking Facebook friends!



Let’s say you have one Facebook friend, and he has about 300 Facebook friends and roughly half of them are girls. You will go to his Facebook page and go to his page where you can see all of his friends. Then you will start to go thought all of his friends and find all the hot girls.

If you see at hot Facebook chick of his, DON’T go to her Facebook page, simply just open her Facebook page as a link in a new window. Don’t check her out yet!

Keep going through his Facebook friends and every time you see a hot chick, open her Facebook page in as a link in a new window, and continue doing that until you have been through the whole list of his 300 friends!

When you are done finding chicks it should look like this:



Now you have all these tabs open with girls. Start from one end, and sort out the girls.

If she’s hot on her pictures and she lives close to me – then I would poke her and go on to the next girl. Repeat until you have finished all the tabs you had open.

By this way you can reach out to 50-70 girls in no time.

Welcome to the numbers game

You can also add them as a friend, but I reckon it’s more effective just to poke them.

It’s an unwritten rule: If you poke me – you’re trying to flirt with me!

And if they poke you back, they want to flirt with you as well



If you have a lot of Facebook friends, then you’re on the right track! If you don’t have any friends on Facebook, you need to find some, otherwise this system won’t work.

One way to do it, could be to befriend some random guys and poke their friends.

But a better way is to find some celebs, local promotors, and other persons who have status and become friends with them. They usually have a lot of hot chicks as Facebook friends.



When she pokes you back, she has shown interest.

Text her ASAP. Don't poke back and forth. When she pokes you, text her right away.

I usually text her saying: “You look pretty good” and then I ask her a question. I don’t have a standard question. Just make something up and start a conversation.

If she ask you: “How did you find me?” Tell her that you found a Facebook group called “We love tractor pulling” and she was a member and you found it very strange, so you just had to know more about her..

Then tell the girls will typically text you back after 10 minutes saying: "I have now looked through, all my Facebook groups and I can't find that Tractor pulling group - I don't want to be a member. Where is the group?! "

You now have a conversation

• Before getting her number, send her a friend request and have a good look at ALL her pictures. I have once tried texting with a girl who looked sexy at all her profile pictures. But when I saw her gallery, after being facebook friends with her. She was not hot at all.

• Having a hot Facebook profile picture is legit. Sometimes random girls text me saying that I’m hot and they want to meet me. Again put your best products in the window, so you will attract customers. This way you are create a "passive income" where girls will text you, simply because you look hot on the profile pictures.

• Don’t small talk forever. Key word is to escalate. Get her number, call her, set up a meeting and fuck her.

fb is kindof dead in america but this must kill in europe

Good shit grim, you live somewhere in Europe right?

The culture on fb, varies by country. In Europe they use it a lot of than in the US. Another thing one could do is check active local fan pages and start your routine from there, or private groups on fb where people use them as forums for whatever reason!

Cool party except I really dislike the idea of making my friends list private. If a girl doesn't like the fact I'm friends with someone then fuck off with her.

Have to say I've gotten a lot of pussy from Facebook..It can get tricky though when you have mutual friends, cuz bitches talk., especially if you're in a smaller town,. That can be averted though if you know how to block the prudish ones from certain posts

Fucking great guide this, thanks man. btw, that last picture made me laugh so hard, it's hilarious.

Gone

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I want to be just like you man. I'm seriously thinking about moving to Europe

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As far as I'm aware, it's not possible to hide the list of mutual friends from other people on Facebook. You can make your list private, but if you add someone and they have a friend in common with you, they will see that.

So I guess if you're trying to fuck a girl and you've already fucked her younger sister then don't add them both as friends on Facebook.