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Ok guys, this will be a pretty detailed guide on how to use Tinder to get laid. I've done so many times myself and have seen what works and what doesn't work generally speaking.
First thing to attack is your pictures. Tinder is the most shallow dating app there is. A lot of times, girls won't look at your bio and will match with you based on your pictures alone; sometimes, they won't even look past your first picture. Because of spreading of GLL stuff on other sites, I prefer to describe my photos and then I'll send to people who contact me via PM.
My first picture shows me shirtless at the beach. I have a big smile on my face, sunglasses on, a beer in my hand, and the lighting makes my body look pretty good. When I showed the picture somewhere on GLL, one user said the pic gave "good vibes." My second picture is me with two very hot costumed sorority girls and shows me towering over them. My third picture is of me shirtless again displaying my first tattoo. I look super ripped in that pic. The last picture is of me running out on to the field in my college football uniform.
Obviously, not everyone will have the same type of pics, but it's important to realize the meaning behind them: my pics show sex appeal, ability to attract women (at least to enthusiastically take pictures with me), athleticism, and a bit of edge. Always make your first picture your best. One thing that's great about Tinder is that if you match with a girl, she's already attracted to you, so it's less about winning her than it is about not fucking up.
Second thing I'll cover is the bio. It's vastly less important than the pictures, but it's good to show a little bit of a sense of humor in your bio or mention something that will give a girl something to message you about if she's feeling ballsy and wants to message first.
Here's my exact bio with some personal information redacted:
"Will strip for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. (Personal info) explorer. 6'7". Florida life. Intagram: (personal info)"
Every now and then I'll get a girl messaging me saying she has Reese's cups for me or I'll get a girl messaging me about my height. If you're tall, mention it and show it with pics. If not, then leave it alone.
Now to messaging. I've tried all types of messages, but I've gotten a system down that is in my experience, the most effective.
Here's an example of what you shouldn't do:
You may be thinking: "But tiphat, that girl was totally into that and you got her number in 4 messages total!" Why the fuck shouldn't I do that?"
Here's the thing. The girl flaked. Every girl I've said something that aggressive to has flaked, even after giving me their number and exchanging a couple texts. And why shouldn't they? They have thousands of matches. They don't know me, so they're not positive I'm not a complete weirdo. My typical method is about a ten message exchange. It starts off the same way every time.
"Hey cutie, what are you up to?"
I like it because it's simple, it's flirtatious, and it starts the conversation like a normal, functioning human being.
From there it's basically small talk. Usually I'll find out whether they work or are just in school, where they go to work/school, share where I go to work, find out if they're originally from around here, tell them where I'm from, then get their number. To get their number I again use the same line over and over again.
"But hey, I don't like to beat around the bush. Let me get your number and we'll hangout some time."
Even though this is completely contrived, it comes off as refreshing and ballsy. We already know we're attracted to each other, and what better way is there to get to know someone than in person?
The next phase is texting and setting up a hangout time. I usually text immediately after I get their number. From there, I'll ask what they're up to again if it seems appropriate. Then I'll say "so when are you free this week?" You can suggest when you have time off too if you're worried about the pickup artist bullshit "never seem too available". When they tell you a date and you say "Let's hangout" they're most likely going to say something "Ok, what do you have in mind?" Remember. You're using Tinder to get laid. Don't go to a restaurant if you're trying to get laid. There are three main places I try to set up Tinder dates for:
1. The girl's place.
It's a good idea to ask what the girl's housing situation is. If they live on campus, then they most likely have their own room. It can be risky to let some random guy into your bedroom, so I make sure to acknowledge this before inviting myself over. I'll say: "Well, let's meet in public first so we can make sure neither of us is a catfish, then we can watch a movie back at your dorm."
A lot of times I'll mention how I'm not big into dinner first dates where you stare at each other not talking.
2. A park
This one is harder to pull off for the less experienced. I've fucked tons of girls in parks. They usually laugh at the suggestion at first, but I tell them it's a nice way to just chat and get to know each other with no stress or pressure. I aim for the night so there won't be many people around. Then when she knows I'm not a complete weirdo, we go in my car and make out. Then it's just escalate, escalate, escalate. Talk about spontaneity and adventure if a girl says something along the lines of "But we're at a park!"
3. My place
This is my last resort. One, I live with my grandparents. Two, it's a bit of a ways from the college campus, and not many girls are down to drive all that way for a first time meetup. That being said, I've definitely banged girls while my grandparents were in the next room.
It's all about taking charge and being a normal human being. I've never found aggressive screening online to be a great method of getting laid. Some girls who would be happy to fuck you the first night they meet you will just be turned off by Tinder phrases like "Wanna get some pizza and fuck?" Then again, if you look like Adonis, anything is possible.
I won't really go into detail about fucking the girls when on the dates as it's been written about many times on this site. Escalate. Start with touching, move to kissing, do more, profit. If there's anything anyone would like clarification on or more detail about, please feel free to comment below.
So you mean to tell me you didn't wait 3 days to text her? But you did show her magic trick to create attraction right? (Joke)
Don't pm me asking questions if you are not going to message me back with a thank you after a lengthy answer or if you are going to debate with my experiences. If you can't say please and thank you, ask your mother to teach you some manners.
Dude one of my excuses (probally the only one atm) for not getting laid like a rockstar is that i live at my parents home.
Can you elaborate a bit on how you deal when you bring girls over?
Do you introduce the girl to your parents and then go upstairs?
Also how do you arrange going to her place? do you just call it out like saying let's watch a movie at your place?
Parks for now aren't really an option
I'd literally be freezing my balls of..
I can't lie, my first thought when I seen that you had a guide would be that it would be not applicable to me not because of a personal reason, but because of your massive frame. i thought that your way of doing things would be different because your size could afford you to be different.
But actually your guide is pretty much exactly like how I get laid from online daying (3 times btw probably considerably less than you lol)
Your opening line is almost the exact same as mine lol. I say "hi you're pretty cute, what are you up to?"
Then I get the number by saying "but listen i think you're cute so I wanna hang out with you sometime. Send me your number if you're down."
Straight forward, easy, not time consuming, and no "game" shit.
I don't even have an upstairs. I introduce girls to my grandparents and say "we'll be in my room" then blast the TV. They know the deal and are pretty chill. Not everyone will have parents that'lllet this happen.
I don't think the order matters as long as you're setting things up and getting their number
Just have to see how they respond. After a few messages it's easy to tell. They won't actually answer any questions and they'll just say go to some site or say they like you and give you a spam number
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