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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 03 Mar 2015 17:43 #190439

Hey Ham, how did it work out for you?

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 16 Mar 2015 03:29 #193483

Did you Ham that shit??
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 16 Mar 2015 03:59 #193489

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"the hole is lower than you think."


Lmaoooo so true.
That and eating pussy is not as fun as you imagine in middle school.
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Re:Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 16 Mar 2015 17:21 #193592

Eating pussy is the best imo -- if shes fucking clean... That shit nearly made me vomit my first time as she hadnt had a shower... Bext time I encountered it, I didnt even go near it, only fingered the girl...

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 22 Mar 2015 20:08 #194979

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UPDATE:

Alright, so actually nothing really happened, we had a bit of fun and made some nice drinks but none of us really found the other part interesting like we totally didn't match, she is a really tough soccer/football girl who is not nice to others and always gets into real fights, and i am a very calm boring guy, not that it would necessarily get in the way of a 1 nighter, but i failed at escalating it well enough,

However few weeks after on the way home from a night out, i talked with a really cool girl for 10 minutes and got her contact info, next week on a thursday she agreed to come over and i got laid first time after embarrassingly admitting i didnt have any experience with girls. Afterwards she kept saying i lied because it didnt seem like my 1. time at all lol. I guess you guys prepared me well.

Although i discovered that using condoms Really turn me off :( i definitely don't like those, i mentioned it but she says doing without it is for long term relationships only

As for eating pussy, i didn't do that! but i might try it soon, hope i wont vomit or catch some illness
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 22 Mar 2015 20:13 #194981

hah, the is the most nonchalant "i just lost my virginity" post i've ever seen on here

congratulations... (said in a boring, non-hype voice)
haha
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Mar 2015 03:56 #195406

Congrats bro!!
- not a bad idea to get a lot more sexual experience with this girl.

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Mar 2015 05:49 #195419

Lol KK is totally right about that.

"i lost my virginity...it was alright" (deadpan voice)

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Mar 2015 12:27 #195450

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thanks all :D

we did it again, lasted 3 hours without cumming though and had to give up what the fuck!? i wanted to finish! the 3. hour was without condom, every position, bj, nothing worked poor her she was so sore :/ What a night though! and again the morning no luck finishing. Maybe i watched too much porn and ruined myself?? i really don't know why i have this problem!

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Mar 2015 19:42 #195554

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i didn't use anything, and i wish it didnt take so long, it was extremely exhausting and we had to give up. Thanks for the link, ironically i read it right after masturbating, but i guess i will try not doing it and not watching porn for as long as possible now :)

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Mar 2015 19:45 #195559

hey ham

how are you used to having an orgasm after all of these years?

is it from ramming a tight pussy?
is it from the back of a girl's throat tickling your tip?

i suggest you get some good lube next time, and make her give you a hand job
i bet you'll bust
that's what you're used to

personally, i'm not able to bust in my girl's mouth these days... cause i've never really ever gotten blow jobs before
if she jerks me off, i bust all over the place

try it out and report back to me pimp
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