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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 13:21 #188859

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I have a girl from tinder coming over this weekend in the evening for a movie and cuddeling, and seems down for going all the way. Do you experienced guys have some pointers? so i won't look like a total idiot and she get something out of it too lol

This includes anything really, like how or when to go from kiss to sex, should oral be included - how? clit? is it even safe? fingering? how long to postpone my climax (by going rly slow or using finger/mouth) what movie? alcohol,wine?

Help me out guys! i am almost clueless xD and it will likely be embarrassing as fuck.
Also i might actually ruin my chances by being a terrible kisser lol

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 13:33 #188861

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Everyone says this, but it's the truest thing ever,
"the hole is lower than you think."



jerk off like 2 or 3 times that day, but not too close when she's over.
Watch disney
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 13:42 #188864

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cool thanks. And disney like cartoons? i cannot really imagine how that can get her in the mood, but maybe its not supposed to?

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 13:46 #188865

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disney movies,
like frozen
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 13:49 #188866

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Jerking off one time in the morning should be enough.

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 14:50 #188868

Hi Ham. First congratulations! Don't worry at all you'll be fine and trust me you'll have fun.
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 15:22 #188873

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I wouldn't advise eating out some random chick off tinder. Wear a Condom obviously.
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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 17:04 #188898

I guess it makes sense to masturbate before the meet at some point, but I generally don't. I prefer not to masturbate and keep drive very high, but then finish a little quick. At that point I tell her stay put, go clean up quick and then go back to work for round two. I guess it's the only solution for anti-fap guys like myself, but in your situation definitely 'empty out the tank' before meeting with her in case you do end up having sex. Also, make sure you sit in the bathmate for ten minutes a few hours prior to the meet. It really will give a nice temporary girth boost. More importantly; have a plan! It can seem spontaneous, but make sure you have a plan from when she arrives to getting her naked in your bed. For ex. First, make a smoothy (offer to put liquor in it) with her then go to the bed for the movie. Talk a bit then escalate....

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 17:50 #188903

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Now, I don't have a full plan for you but I could give you a few tips for you to incorporate in your line of action:

1. If you start making out, try to position yourselfon top of her and whilr mmaking out dry hump her. Itll make her her want it more. It's has worked for me lately.

2. Personally I'm not good at taking off bras, so I just suck her niples and if she's turned on enough she'll take them off herself.

3. If you get to finger her, use your middle and ring finger. And move them as if you are spiderman about to shoot some spider-web. I made a girl come this way for her first time last weekend.

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 24 Feb 2015 19:12 #188932

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i never had bathmate or anything, i share apartment with a girl, i kinda dont want her finding those things ^^

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 25 Feb 2015 14:24 #189170

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my nerves just bumped this thread

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Probably about to get laid, any first time useful tips? 25 Feb 2015 22:12 #189244

good luck man. Dont worry too much about everything going perfect. Have fun with it. Get some drinks going or take some phenibut beforehand if you have any for nerves.

the hardest part is getting girls over- and you've done that. Regardless on how the night goes, remember to keep hitting the numbers. Also most guys dont get in the girl on the first meet, so dont be upset if things dont go down- just make sure you do escalate though.
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