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brissbrass wrote: Damn Bendherover. Sounds like your killing up in Tampa so far. I know you Pm'ed me when you were in West Palm (didn't see the message till recently). I'm down in the Key West area. Let me know if you ever make it down for the weekend I got you. If I ever head up to Tampa I'll hit you up. Keep killing it man.
what up bro i accidentally deleted ur pm.
ya key west would be sick idk if ill be able to get down there anytime soon tho. ill try and like u said ill be in tampa.
Lately I've been being a bum in my hotel room. kinda sucks I'm not in the hostel with a constant stream on new girls but the story i got is still worth it.
Butttt last night i finally went out.
I got this chicks number off meetme and we agreed to chill that night. So i drive to her place and she's way fatter than her pics. I thought she was gonna be hot. Her cousin is there tho who's pretty cute. We all begin drinking (the bottle and chasers that i brought) and the meetme chick is getting jealous that I'm talking to her cousin.
Its really funny too cause the cousin liked me back.
We get more drunk and they finish getting ready b4 we go to a bar. While they were getting ready i made a sandwich from her fridge (this is important to the story).
We all get in my car and she actually says that she's the girl i met off meetme and i should be talking to her. LOL. Fuck no ur gross.
So we get to the bar and theres a shit load of old ppl. It was cool though i talked to some dude at the bar who was funny. Also it was karaoke night. The fat bitch went up there and sang and it was a horrible sight to see.
THEN. when she came back she says that after the bar we should go to dennys. Implying that i should pay for her. ya fucking right.
Then i went up and sang paparazzi by lady gaga. If anyone has AA and wants to beat it quickly karaoke gets it done. I beat AA along time ago so i wasn't nervous wen i went up there but i def wasn't 100% comfortable. and i was drunk too. So if u have AA go do some karaoke and pick embarrassing songs. U might wet urself at first but ur AA is sure to go away quickly.
Anyway after that i talk with the cousin more and she's showing me her tattoos and i asked her if she has any secret tattoos. she said she does and i said i can't wait to see them later. I forgot what she responded with but it was very flirty and i knew we were fucking later. I was gonna kiss her but i didn't want fatty to explode.
The bar is closing down and i drag the cousin outside while fatty is talking to like 50 year old guys. thats all she can get haha.
Were all walking to my car and fatty mentions dennys again. I told her I'm not fucking paying for her dennys i already brought a handle of vodka (which she drank half of by herself) and chasers. then she mentions the sandwich!!!! how it was rude to take 2 pieces of bread and a slice of cheese. this girl is a fucking joke. u should probably not be eating at 2am anyway...
She starts causing a scene in the parking lot swearing at me trying to insult me, obvi just jealous that i like her cousin. I was gonna retaliate but then i thought if i called her fat that'll give her some motivation to lose weight, and i don't want her to do that. I want her to stay exactly as she is so she continue living her shitty life.
I simply just tell her to fuck off and got in my car and got out of there. I couldn't stand listening to that gelatinous piece of garbage. Looking back i should of grabbed the cousin with me. She was pretty drunk too tho it would've been a huge scene. As i pull out i honk my horn a few times smile and flip her off. Oh man if u guys saw how mad she was u guys would be pissing urself.
I hope she didn't end up getting a ride and had to walk home for like 10 minutes. God i wish i could've seen that part.
But ya lost a cute girl that was dtf cause of her. I wasn't too mad tho cause it shows how much I've improved. Im not some loser kid with aa anymore, i get shit done. I started this in like december - its been 9 months and I'm a changed man.
but today i finally got to move in to my on-campus apt. Its really nice i can't wait to bring chicks back here.
wen i was checking in this cool ra was bro flirting with me. He's already yelling my name across campus haha he's cool. he's in a frat so i can prob get some sweet hookups.
i was also getting mad eye contact by random girls. man it feels so good to get it my looks have increased dramatically.
and then i met this one chick who was moving into her room with her dad. she was rly cute and seemed pretty interested. I told her id see her later. Should i just go knock on her door or would that b sketch?
anyway theres still a few more days till everyone moves in and i have orientation and shit. pumped to meet a lot of new ppl.
tiphat wrote: Fuck it. It's orientation. Talk to everyone. Definitely hit that girl. My roommate and I skipped a bunch of orientation events and just got high. Don't do that.
i knocked on her door that night. she was rly happy to see me. we made plans to explore campus the next day and we did. we got along so well it was crazy. literally hitting it off. coolest and cutest girl I've met in awhile. i was already picturing her as a gf. anyway later that night i was gonna go to a movie on campus with her but i took a nap and missed it. i txted her sry and that we should chill later and she never replied.
at first i was bugging out like a little bitch but then i calmed down, realized its just one girl and moved on. in the past this kinda thing woulda fucked me up. i haven't seen her/talked to her since (been like 2 days). should i just knock on her door again or txt her or what?
anyway moving to last night, ppl still haven't moved in yet and i was bored so i spammed meetme. found a chick that was down, drove to her place and we chilled. on the phone she stricly told me she wasn't gonna hookup and i was like thats fine.
she was smoking and i was drinking at this dock thing and we were getting along well but i could tell she was serious about not hooking up. i thought i could pull it off if she was drunk tho.
so she wouldn't drink without a chaser so we got a chaser and went back to her place. Her roommate was supposed to be gone but he came home right wen we did (fml). Her room is the living room so he was watching tv with us the whole time so i couldn't really make a move. it was alright tho we watched batman.
btw this girl was way hotter than expected. Dominican chick, perfect tits, perfect ass, cute face, small body. damn. she even took a shower and was sitting right next to me on the couch in a towel. that body was insane. but ya the roommate still wouldn't leave so i bounced at like 4.
onto the next chapter, i had orientation at 8am this morning. my sleeping schedule has been extremely fucked up lately so i decided to just stay up all night to try and reset my schedule.
so i got to orientation and right away i see a smoking hot girl. go up and start small talking, and she instantly liked me. it was so easy. We sat next to each other during the orientation speech and we did some serious flirting. she almost came over to take a "nap" with me after that. she had an interview though so she's gonna come over later if I'm not asleep (haven't slept in more than 24hrs).
this girl was absolutely smoking. hottest girl I've ever talked to and hottest girl in the whole orientation of like 500 ppl. it was funny to see all the other guys jealous of me with her while they sat alone. they probably have no idea how i did it. perfect tanned skin, french nails, long blonde hair, perfect body, sexy face, tons of jewelry. god u shoulda seen her. she has like 1000 instagram followers I'm surprised I'm getting this high quality girls now.
also, i met a bunch of other cool ppl. girls and guys are literally opening me. i never used to get opened and now its like automatic. I'm seriously getting to be a very social person. if u saw me 9 months ago u would be shocked at how much I've changed. extreme anxiety loner to no anxiety social dude.
chris is right wen he says he credits a lot of his success to kratom. i wasn't on it today, but i agree with him. kratom and many other things on this site changed my life.
ill report back later with the apt girl and the orientation chick. also my roommates move in tomoro should be fun!
tiphat wrote: She was probably upset and felt like you ditched her. Since it has been a few days, I would knock on her door. If she seems cold and icy then I'd say fuck it and move on. It's good that you saw another really hot chick right away. Did you end up fucking her?
ya thats what i was thinking.
the orientation chick txted me later that night to chill but i was already racked out in bed. Looking back i should've just had her come over cause i forgot she was taking a plane this morning to go back home for the wknd.
she def likes me tho we were txting this morning were gonna chill wen she gets back on sunday.
today my roommates moved in so hopefully were gonna find a party tonight and do sumthing crazy.
All my roommates are mad cool, one of them in particular - he's half Hawaiian half Russian, jacked, good with girls, reminded me of chris. We instantly became friends.
He's from the area so he had his friend come up and we pre gamed in our apartment. then i had the idea to just walk around knocking on random chicks doors and invite them up. They were all rly impressed by my social freedom. We hit like 10 diff doors in our building and a few girls showed up. They weren't too cool but it was still fun to have ppl up.
Then we got an invite from some chick my roommate met earlier to some off campus party. Me him and his friend drove over there and right off the bat while we were walking in i met three chicks who i told to roll with us.
the bp table was wide open and me and my roommates friend hop right in there and 2 random girls play us. we kill them, then 2 guys step in, we kill them too. we lost the third match which i was fine with since i was feeling rly shitty. just like tired and sluggish.
I go to sit down on a couch that was full and i tell the girl on the end (one of the three i met before) to get up and sit on my lap. she complied. so easy haha. she was a rly cute puerto rican freshman. i spit some game at her while rubbing her bare leg, playing with her hair etc. i made out with her after that, talked some more and told her and her friends to come back to our apartment.
she and her friends were down so i round up my roommate and his friend who were actually in the process of bringing 2 other hot chicks back and we all roll out. So theres 8 of us in total, us 3 and 5 girls. good thing my roommates friend had a truck so 3 of them got in the trunk. we had to stop at one of the girls places to get something and i went with my three while my roommate and friend waited in the truck with the other 2.
wen we got back their 2 girls were leaving for some reason. so we were down to 3 girls. we get back to our place and i immediately pull my girl into my room (she brought pajamas). she told me we weren't having sex (the usual).
we made out a lot, she showed me her pierced nipples she just got, and i played with her beautiful butt. she wouldn't let me in the pants tho. i gave up for the time being and we talked all night, watched tv, and got along rly well. she said i was adorable and she was digging me.
eventually at like 4am we were still wide awake and we started making out again. i was ontop of her dry humping her and i whispered in her ear i wanted to fuck her so bad. this brought her over the edge as my dick basically slipped right under her thong into her soaking wet pussy. the sex was good but i busted in a few minutes. guess the kratom was out of my system haha.
we fucked a little later and i fingered her like a pro and made her scream like a whore. It was like 7am at that point and we finally fell asleep.
we got up a few hrs later and found out both my roommate and his friend smashed the other 2 chicks (the friend doing it on the living room couch). the friend and other chick left in the middle of the night tho.
me my girl and my roommate and his go to breakfast and then say bye. my girl rly likes me she'll def be back over soon.
good first official night of college! me and my roommate already have other chicks coming over tonight and then were gonna hit another off campus party. were having a competition to see who will be first to go a day without fucking a new chick!
couldn't get a good creep shot on friday. ill keep trying tho.
I had nothing going on so i hit up a bunch of girls on meetme. I need to find a good group of bros to go out with. ill prob start going to some frat events.
anyway it took along time on meetme but i finally got this azn chick that was down. got her number called her, and drove 45 mins to her place.
she was cute but mad weird. she kept asking me what i thought of her and if i thought she was a prostitute. Lol. and she was staring at me like she wanted to marry me. this was in the car btw we were driving to a bar. i eventually put my hand on her thigh and was rubbin around her pussy as i drove.
we got to the bar parking lot and she was saying more shit about how cute i was and that she liked me so i just pulled her in for the makeout. i already knew she was gonna b a freak the way she kissed and moaned. we downed some vodka and went in.
so we go into the bar and its a country bar. great. i hate country.
we got more drinks tho and she was already drunk as fuck putting her hands all over me and saying weird ass shit. then i sat down and she gave me a lap dance and everyone was fucking looking haha. now i think ur a prostitute . then she goes and line dances with some old fat chick and I'm just chillin on my phone, hitting up tinder, laughing at the situation.
she comes back and i was like lets just get outta here but she was so belligerently drunk and wanted to dance more so she dragged me out to the dance floor and made a fool of herself. she could barely stand and she almost fell down like 8 times. i was cracking up as i danced with her.
the bar closed shortly after that so i took her by the hand and led her to my car. not without countless stumbling of course. we get to my car and we start hooking up but we were in a very visible spot so i drive to the back of the building and park in a little corner.
i pull her ontop of me and she starts going nuts. crazy screaming, literally yanking my hair - i had to tell her to stop numerous times. I'm fucking her but she was mad loose and just so weird that i wasn't into it.
we go in the backseat and she lays down and i fuck her like that for a little but i stopped once i realized there was no way i was gonna cum.
then she started going "what I'm not hot enough for you" "are u gonna stop talking to me after tonight" "are you gonna leave me here and drive off"
oh my fucking god. i just wanted to get out of there and i was considering just leaving her there haha. i didn't tho and i start driving back.
she then proceeds to tell me how much she liked sucking dick and gave me road dome. and it wasn't good she was literally squeezing my dick. god this chick was fucking weird.
we finally get back to her place and she says more weird shit and that i better take her out next weekend. ya sure whatever.
oh btw this chick was like alaskan indian or some shit so i can check that off the list. weird night but good times.
So yesterday i was going over the girls i fucked and i realized I've fucked 7 new girls in the past 2 months. I'm on fucking fire. I'm averaging almost one girl per week.
I have 18 notches total, 7 coming in the past 2 months, and 2 others since i started gll in january. almost half of my lay count is coming in two months! I've made so much improvements in my life and with girls i can't see a ceiling. I'm going all in.
my goal is to hit 25 notches by 2015, so that means 7 more girls in 3 1/2 months.
and inspired by ronins thread here are the hotness levels of the girls (strictly on looks not how they were in bed):
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