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TOPIC: EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom

EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 21 Mar 2015 23:59 #194807

KingKratom wrote: i'm so dumb that i didn't even know that (most) affiliate deals only work for new customers, and for a small period of time. i learned a lot more than that from the guide thou... i just drank coffee for the first time in ages, let's get this ball rolling

writing a kratom guide sounds fun
and doing kratom videos sound fun too

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hah ya I didn't know that for awhile either

5% lifetime commission is beautiful.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 02:30 #194832

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This actually sounds like something I just might turn out to be good at.
I'll have to give it a shot for sure.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:08 #194876

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I couldn't figure out why you said this but just realized.

Logan wrote: That's crazy how much your sales skyrocketed just from getting a CC processor.



Actually, the chart is deceiving. I might make another one to avoid confusion.


*Last row is not a week but 1 day (02/20/2015 to 02/21/2015) ($2,649.45)

Sales didn't go from ~$2500 to $12000-$15000.
They went from about $9,000-10,000 (popmoney,dwolla) to about $12,000-15,000.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:17 #194880

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Good Looking Loser wrote: I couldn't figure out why you said this but just realized.

Logan wrote: That's crazy how much your sales skyrocketed just from getting a CC processor.



Actually, the chart is deceiving. I might make another one to avoid confusion.


*Last row is not a week but 1 day (02/20/2015 to 02/21/2015) ($2,649.45)

Sales didn't go from ~$2500 to $12000-$15000.
They went from about $9,000-10,000 (popmoney,dwolla) to about $12,000-15,000.


Oh hahaha. The numbers are pretty small in the picture. I didn't even notice that. Yeah, you might want to clarify that in the post.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:18 #194881

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JayBizzle wrote: Hey Chris. Awesome you are doing this. Been waiting to promote HH for awhile now, think I even emailed asking about an affiliate program several times over the past few months...

Anyways, getting down to numbers, this is what I need to know:

  • Avg. Cart Value for a new customer? (on avg how much is first order placed by a new customer)
  • Avg. Customer LIfetime Value? (on avg how much does a customer spend over their lifetime)
  • What affiliate network/software/cart are you using to track affiliate sales?
  • -- Can people be sent directly to your blog/site/forum thru my affiliate link and I get credited with the sale eventually when they buy? Or does each purchase have to be made by clicking on a buy-link with my affid on the actual buy link?
  • Each new customer is permanently assigned to their 1st referring affilaite then?

I'm aware of the 80/20 "some people order way more than others"-effect, but I just need to know averages based on all data you have up to this point.

Feel free to PM if you prefer

huge thanks and congratulations


Hey Jay

1) The average first order is now $52, the newbie starter pack + shipping. But sometimes people just buy HH1 1oz, $14.

2) I have no idea.

3) We our own software - OpenCart. But are upgrading it.

4) I don't understand what you mean here... if they link your Happy Hippo Affiliate link (which takes them to Hippo), you'll get 20% of their sales for 30days. If you send them to Good Looking Loser to look at my Kratom guide (and they don't click your Happy Hippo affiliate link, you won't get the sale). That's why I encourage people to make their own Kratom guide, and put their own links it in.

5) I think so. This 'lifetime' commission isn't as easy to implement as people think. I want to give affiliates 5% on EVERY lifetime sale their referral makes, but I can't have people signing (purposely or inadvertently) signing up existing customers to a lifetime commission. So the lifetime commission won't be a "native cookie" that can be cleared from the cache. It will be permanent thing so no one and steal/add existing customers as their lifetime affiliates.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:24 #194885

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Also Chris, I was looking at the affiliate section on HH and noticed it only shows transactions. Do you plan on adding tracking on how many clicks we get(non-sales)?
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:35 #194887

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Logan wrote: Also Chris, I was looking at the affiliate section on HH and noticed it only shows transactions. Do you plan on adding tracking on how many clicks we get(non-sales)?


if you cloak ur links with a wp plugin or goo.gl it will give you analytics
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 07:47 #194889

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bendenherover wrote:

Logan wrote: Also Chris, I was looking at the affiliate section on HH and noticed it only shows transactions. Do you plan on adding tracking on how many clicks we get(non-sales)?


if you cloak ur links with a wp plugin or goo.gl it will give you analytics


Yeah that is true. I could use a redirect with analytics on the page.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 21:31 #195002

Chris have you looked into UltraCart? inexpensive, and a SHIT TON of features, notably exactly what you're talking about with lifetime 1st-referring-affiliate-lifetime-attribution-without-a-cookie . Can also auto calculate affiliate commissions and mass-pay (using paypal), or you just do it however you want and mark as paid.

Not very fancy but its extremely versatile, and relatively easy to setup... ultracart.com

Screenshot of it: i.imgur.com/NeeW5AW.png

I'd be happy to help you set things up
Hope that helps
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 23:09 #195026

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Good stuff, not looking to get into affiliate marketing and stuff just yet myself but all of you who've been looking for opportunities, Chris is giving you the golden goose egg right here.
Definitely wanna see some people's affiliate sites when they get to that point -- kinda tempted myself simply because i've been wanting to learn wordpress already.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 22 Mar 2015 23:26 #195030

Chris this an absolutely fantastic guide, not just because of the Kratom offer, but because this is exactly the kind of template that if you work hard and put your effort and energy into you can make niche sites off of and create a passive income with.

The value in this cannot be understated, and i have read a lot of 'free stuff' in my time. This is really valuable, just apply the lessons with kratom affiliates or your own niche and i can see it paying off handsomely.

Superb work man, it was most definitely worth the wait for the get paid section to get up and running and you really smacked it out the park.

Oh and as an aside, just about everything you've recommended on GLL that i've bought (BCAAs, toothpaste (so much this), soap, frigging bathmate, some random accessory stuff etc) has been AWESOME.
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EXACTLY How to Make Money Selling Happy Hippo Kratom 23 Mar 2015 23:56 #195338

Fuck! Just seen this... I tried doin affiliate marketing and I had no fuckin' clue what to do....

The only thing I've done is sell on ebay. Shoes, dvds, watches...

This'll be a nice little side hustle.

Can't wait to try Kratom and hit on bitches.

I wrote 'bout Kratom in a screenplay once.. that was cool.

thanks Chris... this broke life is ugh
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