TOPIC: Make $800/Month Just by Jerking Off

Hear me out before you judge. There's this website that will pay you to jerk off on camera. They've assured me that it's almost all girls that are watching the videos, so it's not gay or anything...

Just kidding. Jerking off on camera is not what I'm talking about. What I'm hear to talk to you about today is sperm donation. That's right, sperm donation. All over the world there are men and women who want to start families of their own who are unable to, because for whatever reason, the husband's sperm is not up to snuff. And that's where you come in.

You can make an extra $800 a month just by taking half an hour out of your day, two times a week to donate your sperm at a sperm bank. Not only is it the easiest (and most enjoyable) way to make money you could possibly imagine, but you are also helping people in a very real and meaningful way.

So if you're interested in making some easy money and helping people achieve their dream of starting a family, here's what you should know. (Last week I got accepted as a sperm donor, so the following info is from my own personal experience.)

In order to become a sperm donor, you must meet certain requirements:
Height (5'7" is the standard minimum height to be accepted.)
Have a high sperm count. (Only 1 out of 5 men have the necessary sperm count to become donors.)
Have no family history of serious genetic conditions.
Have or are currently pursuing a college degree.
No STDs (I'd recommend getting checked/treated before you go to the sperm bank. If they find an STD during their exam they'll make you wait 6 months before donating.)
Can make a 6-12 month commitment.

So you meet these requirements and are interested in possibly donating. Here's what else you should know.

Most sperm banks will pay you $100 per sperm sample that meets their minimum sperm count requirements. You will be expected to donate at least once a week, with an average of three days of abstinence between each sample to ensure your body has time to produce enough sperm for the next sample.

Theoretically you could donate twice a week and make an extra $200/week ($800/month). That's no small amount considering the extremely low time commitment. (Driving to my sperm bank and donating takes me under an hour.)

"But 20 years down the line I don't want a bunch of kids trying to get money out of me!"

Not to worry. In the US sperm donors are NOT considered the legal parents of ANY of the children the help produce. There are laws that state that sperm donors have NO parental rights, nor are they legally responsible for the children they help produce. In fact you can donate "anonymously," meaning that you do not want to give your identity out to your future children. However, should you choose to be an "open" donor (Meaning you agree to let your identity be known to your children once they reach the age of 18.) the sperm bank will usually pay you extra money.

If you're interested, I'd highly recommend doing your own research and find a sperm bank near you. It's easy money, and it really does help people who are going through something very difficult.

Ask me any questions you want. I've only been in the program a week, but I'll do my best to answer.

And then they'll do some shady bunch of bullshit to make you pay child support. It's a sick sadistic idea, hey let's just take the fun out of sex and connecting with people and replace it with cold hard emotionless logic and machines.

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I don't see any problem with it to be honest. You're helping out a couple that can't have kids for whatever reason. Yeah, maybe the kid will want to find out who their biological father is down the road, but the same thing applies to adopted kids.

There's actually been cases of donors being sued for Child Support, even in the U.S. It's a risky game for such small amounts of money - compared to what you could end up paying. Do this shit at your OWN RISK! Or else end up like this man in Kansas

I actually wanted to hear more on the jerking off on cam part... that's even easier

Wow. I didn't think so many guys would have objections to sperm donation. Let me be clear, I'm not just donating to make extra money. I really do want to help people. It must be tough dreaming of starting a family with the one you love and not being able to.

Orman: I don't know why you think donation is a "sick sadistic idea."

Ash: Thanks for looking out. That's an unfortunate case for that guy. Luckily those things are few and far between, and the fact that they did it on their own without any doctors or sperm donation labs did put him at risk of this kind of thing.

Terminator: Sorry to disappoint.

Good idea to earn som extra cash. Might actually go for it.

Something about my kids being raised without ever knowing me, by random people who purchased my sperm, just doesn't sit right with me

I like every reason for doing this but the only thing that would hold me back is the fact that some kid with my genetics will be raised by a parent that might not know what they're doing.

They will have many different beliefs than me and If I ever knew what they were teaching the kid then I might be reluctant.

Do you have that little self-respect that you don't mind creating a child that you'll never know or meet just for some spare change?...

I'm depraved but this takes the biscuit