TOPIC: How Do I Get Laid With This Shit Logistics...

So I live in a gated community and they close down the gate at 12. It used to be that I can come home at any time and the gate keeper will open the gate for me. I kind of abuse it this summer and come home late frequently and now the gate keeper is pissed at me. He threatened to not open gate if I ever come home late again. How the fuck am I supposed to get laid if I can't go out late?

I just can't find any way to get laid with this shitty logistics. Meanwhile, my friends all have golden logistics to get laid. One guy is a pub crawl tour guide for a hostel and another is a promoter for a bar in the tourist area. They both get laid frequently, one of them even had sex 7 times last night.

As for me, I'm the same age as them (21) and still a virgin. I know it's not their fault but I can't help but feel resentful towards them. I really don't know what to do.

P.S. I'm considering getting a prostitute to alleviate some of the sexual neediness, is it a good idea?

hey, those a pretty shitty logistics. I'll share my story because my setup is also currently kind of shitty.

I lost my apartment late last year and had to move back in with my mom who lives outside the city so I was pretty convinced I get zero new action before I moved back out again.

nevertheless I've still gotten 27 new lays this year, most from dates at the girl's and a few from night-time pulls going back to her place so it's definitely doable so I'd say you have two options.

1. Do daytime / early evening dates at her place with girls you've met from approaching / tinder / whatever. You can actually use your situation as an excuse to stay over if you're hitting it off. I've done so several times just asking if it's ok I crash at her place so I don't have to sit on a nightbus for 1½ hours.

2. if you can't stay over or want to go out at night then can't you crash at a friends place? You said one of your friends works at a hostel, maybe he can hit you up easy.

Can't comment on the prostitute, I'd never do it. I might wanna do a hot escort sometime though just for fun, anyway getting sidetracked, hope it helps.

I did ask them if I can crash at their place but they all refused. I'm out of options man. The only thing I can think of is to get a room at a hotel, but then again paying for a private room and not getting laid will make you feel like shit.

Mate just go With option 1. If you have your shit together you can get laid on dates easily. The vast majority of my lays are from dates, I actually prefer it because I don't feel like drinking and staying out late that often

Find places other than your house to have sex with her. There are literally limitless options. Bathrooms, stairwells, changing rooms, empty conference rooms (or full conference rooms if that's your thing), shipping containers, random people's backyards.

Just last week I banged some girls in the construction zone behind a restaurant during our date.

The very first post on my blog answers this exact question, Sex in a Cemetery - How to Have Fun on Dates (even when there's nothing to do and nowhere to go)

I managed to do it with WAY SHITTIER LOGISTICS than you, if you can believe that.

There was once a summer when I was home from college at my parents house in an mid-upper class suburban neighborhood. I had no car, limited resources, and worst of all I COULDN'T BRING GIRLS TO MY PLACE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (my parents are extremely religious).

Here is what I would do verbatim.

1. Arrange plans with girl I met off online dating site to meet me in a public park within walking distance of my place (with her car of course)

2. Take her on a ~15 minute walk in the park to a designated spot with a bench where there is hardly anyone around (making boring small talk along the way, holding her hand)

3. Ramp up physically at this point, make out with her, massage tits, pussy, bite neck, you get the idea..
*** At this point, I have a pretty good idea whether or not I will be able to close with the girl. If she is receptive and letting me do my thing, w/o stopping me, she's pretty much good to go

4. Walk her back to her car (~10 min) with more basic small talk

5. When we get near her car, I ask her if she has A/C in her car. I then suggest we sit in her car and chat since its cooler there. We both sit in the backseat and get a lot more physical

6. When I have a good gut feeling that she is ready to fuck I suggest we "drive around a bit" or "go somewhere more private". I then direct her to drive to a pre-determined location about 5 minutes away. (The location itself is a little odd, its literally a parking spot big enough for one car off the side of the road, surrounded by grass).

7. Tell her to park in the spot (it is kind of awkward LOL but I just go with it). Then we hop in the backseat, I kiss her some more, put her hand on my crotch, whip out my dick, and tell her to eat it.

I have to give credit to Scotty on this one. Before I heard about him constantly getting laid in his car, I didn't think it was possible, let alone that I would be doing it in a semi-public setting IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY.

Of all the girls that agreed to meetup with me, I managed to close ~ (1/3) of them with this for multiple reasons.
1. I'm always as good or better looking than them
2. The fact that she was willing to drive over to meet me tells me she likes me to a good enough degree
3. Leverage the excitement/spontaneous-ness of the situation to my benefit. I ask the girl after we're done doing our thing if they were expecting to get fucked. They usually laugh and say no they thought we were just going to go for a walk in the park (as if I'd waste time on just that)

Its not foolproof and there is a certain degree of ambiguity, hence the fact that I can only pull it off all the way about 1/3 of the time, but the moral of the story is: Finding a time and a place to fuck can be as easy or hard as you make it to be. Get creative with it and don't be afraid to fall out of the norm (such as relying on just bringing a girl back to your place and doing her on your bed).

Hope that helps

Joel wrote: I managed to do it with WAY SHITTIER LOGISTICS than you, if you can believe that.

There was once a summer when I was home from college at my parents house in an mid-upper class suburban neighborhood. I had no car, limited resources, and worst of all I COULDN'T BRING GIRLS TO MY PLACE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES (my parents are extremely religious).

Here is what I would do verbatim.

1. Arrange plans with girl I met off online dating site to meet me in a public park within walking distance of my place (with her car of course)

2. Take her on a ~15 minute walk in the park to a designated spot with a bench where there is hardly anyone around (making boring small talk along the way, holding her hand)

3. Ramp up physically at this point, make out with her, massage tits, pussy, bite neck, you get the idea..
*** At this point, I have a pretty good idea whether or not I will be able to close with the girl. If she is receptive and letting me do my thing, w/o stopping me, she's pretty much good to go

4. Walk her back to her car (~10 min) with more basic small talk

5. When we get near her car, I ask her if she has A/C in her car. I then suggest we sit in her car and chat since its cooler there. We both sit in the backseat and get a lot more physical

6. When I have a good gut feeling that she is ready to fuck I suggest we "drive around a bit" or "go somewhere more private". I then direct her to drive to a pre-determined location about 5 minutes away. (The location itself is a little odd, its literally a parking spot big enough for one car off the side of the road, surrounded by grass).

7. Tell her to park in the spot (it is kind of awkward LOL but I just go with it). Then we hop in the backseat, I kiss her some more, put her hand on my crotch, whip out my dick, and tell her to eat it.

I have to give credit to Scotty on this one. Before I heard about him constantly getting laid in his car, I didn't think it was possible, let alone that I would be doing it in a semi-public setting IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY.

Of all the girls that agreed to meetup with me, I managed to close ~ (1/3) of them with this for multiple reasons.
1. I'm always as good or better looking than them
2. The fact that she was willing to drive over to meet me tells me she likes me to a good enough degree
3. Leverage the excitement/spontaneous-ness of the situation to my benefit. I ask the girl after we're done doing our thing if they were expecting to get fucked. They usually laugh and say no they thought we were just going to go for a walk in the park (as if I'd waste time on just that)

Its not foolproof and there is a certain degree of ambiguity, hence the fact that I can only pull it off all the way about 1/3 of the time, but the moral of the story is: Finding a time and a place to fuck can be as easy or hard as you make it to be. Get creative with it and don't be afraid to fall out of the norm (such as relying on just bringing a girl back to your place and doing her on your bed).

Hope that helps

That's hilarious if you actually pull that off. What happens 2/3 of the time? Did you get any crazy rejection from girls?

motivated wrote: So I live in a gated community and they close down the gate at 12. It used to be that I can come home at any time and the gate keeper will open the gate for me. I kind of abuse it this summer and come home late frequently and now the gate keeper is pissed at me. He threatened to not open gate if I ever come home late again. How the fuck am I supposed to get laid if I can't go out late?

you pay this guy to open the gate to people who live in the community, but he threatened you, the guy who I assume pays his wages, to not give you access to your house?

And instead of putting so much effort in finding ways to get better logistic, wouldn't be much easier to confront the gatekeeper when you come home with an hot chick? I mean, can he really prohibit you from getting to your own home?

This is so weird.