TOPIC: 21 Jump Street: Ethan X Goes Back to High School

sounds like fun haha please keep us updated.

Yeah How are you actually gonna get away with this? hahaha it would be fucking hilarious though. Speaking of legal trouble. All the girls in high school are underage(unless they are dumb) so if you fuck one of them and the girl finds out that your not 16 and you're actually 35(i have no idea how old you are) hahahaha they might blab.

Why don't you try to go back to college instead and just lie to all the kids and say you're their age. You don't even have to pay for class, just show up.

dc7 wrote:

BDF wrote:

axis-v wrote:

dc7 wrote: When I graduate from university I may want to do this too haha. Fuck I want to do this right now and I've actually thought about it too but how would I get away with it? Ethan, please elaborate on how you can just register at a high school with fake info please haha I wanna look into this shit.

Hahaha bro there is no way you can get away with this.

This is stupid and you can get in serious legal trouble.

It's actually not stupid it sounds like a dream come true, I simply asked Ethan how he is planning to go through with this plan, chill out. I'm only a few years out of high school anyways and I'm sure I'm never going to do this but it's fun to think about. I know I for one will be following the fuck out of this thread if Ethan updates this in the future.

I wasn't calling YOU stupid, just the idea. To register at a high school you need some sort of identification. Using a fake ID is a federal offense. Do you really want to become a felon just so you can go back to high school? Why not do something productive like build a business, become rich, and nail top supermodels instead of trying to bang 17 year old pussy.

Just drop it BDF, you're ruining this thread. Looking forward to your updates Ethan.

Logan wrote: Yeah How are you actually gonna get away with this? hahaha it would be fucking hilarious though. Speaking of legal trouble. All the girls in high school are underage(unless they are dumb) so if you fuck one of them and the girl finds out that your not 16 and you're actually 35(i have no idea how old you are) hahahaha they might blab.

Why don't you try to go back to college instead and just lie to all the kids and say you're their age. You don't even have to pay for class, just show up.

Looks like someone has some common sense in this thread. Anyway since I'm "ruining this thread" by giving legit legal advice, I won't post in this thread anymore. Peace!

Pretty sure people on here aren't stupid enough to think this is actually legal. You gonna go to the AAS section and start telling people that it's illegal to sauce without a script too? Give us a break, this is a for fun thread.

Eh Ethan , I'm very curious to how you will accomplish this , I dont know your age but going back to high school years after you graduated seems impossible , maybe your going back as a undercover cop ?

But anywho , one point I would like to make . I myself have prob had the Worst high school experience ever . I had severe anxiety , hardcore religious guy , I didnt speak to girls , people thought I was gay , I didnt have much in common with guys other then NBA game and "which girl would you rather bang" type questions , I never joined any clubs or sports , I didnt even go to prom or graduation ceremony , never went to any parties , never drank beer , I can go on and on , but my high school was a huge waste .
But I have accepted this and moved on , I see alot of people thinking about the past and being depressed but you have to move forward in life .

If I started highschool right now and knew all the stuff I know now , have the same mentality I have now , have that coolness / swag factor I have now , have the same sense of style I have now , have decreased anxiety like I have right now , then highschool would of def been alot diferent for me . I prob would of fucked 50+ girls , been the most popular kid in school , joined sport teams , etc ,etc . But unfortunately this cannot be done , sure I miss highschool and felt like I missed out big time ! but sometimes you have to accept and move on .

On the positive note , If I didnt have such a shitty hs experience then I would of never made the effort of self improvement , I would of never found GLL and would stay the same position like alot of the guys who had an average - good hs experience .
If my school had a reunion right now , omg , the girls would be shocked at how much I changed , guys would def show me respect and it would be a great feeling .

I love what your last statement was, lucieJ.

That's exactly why I never wallow in self-pity about my past.

I easily could have just been an average dude, who was content with life.
So I never would have hit rock bottom and found GLL.

I haven't achieved anything great as of yet, but I'm willing to bet what I will achieve in the future will be much greater than what I would have achieved if I had led a life that had never made me hit rock bottom.

I truly believe that.

Im doing something similiar to this.

In straya, we have something called schoolies, which is essentially a week for high school graduates to have sex and do drugs.



Im only going there the first day (saturday night) but thats the loosest night, there were sluts fingering each other on the sand in the middle of the beach party (in the middle of the dance floor)

Just go up to sluts, lets hook up, and theyll make out with you. That simple lol.
Their first time going out to clubs, going out IRL and just slutting it up for the first real chance they can get without social backfire from their social groups (and being at school).


Not even going to book a hotel room, thats how sure I am ill get a fuck lol.

I'm 19, they'll barely be legal.

Wow. I wasn't expecting so many responses. Okay I'll try to answer everyone's questions.

Dc7: You and a couple other people have asked how I plan to pull this off and what the logistical requirements are. So here’s a brief synopsis. I won’t actually be registering for any classes. First of all, that would require fake IDs and records, and the administrative hassel would be too much. Second, actually going to classes would suck ass. That’s the worst part of high school. Third, that would leave me open to all kinds of legal trouble should I get caught.

The social aspect is more what I’m trying to make up for because that’s what I missed out on in high school. So I’ll be joining clubs, attending football games, going to parties, etc. But actually going to classes is out, and I won’t actually be registered as a student.

While my plan is unusual, I’m being very careful not to actually break any laws.

You said you might want to try this after you graduate. I’m pretty good at thinking outside the box and coming up with solutions to stuff like this so I’ll give it a shot and see what I can come up with for you if you actually do want to attend high school for a semester.

My first thought is that you should probably have a psychologist declare that you have a learning disability. You will then be subject to the No Child Left Behind Act which affords a whole lot of legal leeway to students with disabilities. I believe you’re allowed to join high school to complete your high school diploma even if you’re over 18.

Once you do this, the second step would be to join one of those online high schools as a senior. Tell them you want to complete your high school education as an adult. The online high school will probably be more accepting of an adult who wants to take high school classes than a physical school would.

Once you’re registered as a student at the online high school it would simply be a matter of transferring out of the online high school and into a normal high school. You already have paperwork indicating that you’re a legally registered high school student, and once you have that I can’t see of any legal way the actual school would be able to deny you entrance if you claimed to be a student with disabilities and cited the No Child Left Behind Act.

I’m not sure if this would actually work, but it was my first thought. Do some research and see what you can come up with. No dream is unattainable if you think outside the box and are willing to take radical action.


BDF: You mentioned I could get in legal trouble. No shit. Refer to the response I gave to dc7. I am being very careful not to commit any crimes. I also have a strict code of conduct that I’m following which states among other things that I won’t buy alcohol for anyone underage or have sex with or make out with anyone under 18. All I'm really doing is lying to some people about my age and where I go to school. No crime there. Technically I'm not even using a fake identity. California has what's known as a Change of Name by Use Law which basically states that a person can use any name they want and it doesn't have to be on any "official" paperwork to actually be your legal name.


Logan: I’m not 35. I’m in my twenties and only a few years out of high school, so it’s not like I’m some old man. I’ve had two people comment that I look old, but my backstory covers it. I tell them I have an early birthday (Septemeber) so I’m already a year old than everyone in the class. I also tell them that I took a year off from school to travel the world, so now I’m two years older than them. The part about taking a year off to travel also allows me a lot of leeway to fit in stories about cool stuff that I’ve actually done in my life. I just fit the story into the year that I was travelling.


mLuciej: I understand where you coming from. You’re right. Objectively it’s not the same as actually going to back to high school. But subjectively, from the inside, I can assure you that the experience has been as real and emotionally fulfilling as any of my real high school memories. I don’t regret doing it.


Jackk: SCHOOLIES!! I actually went to schoolies week when I was living in Australia. I know exactly what you mean. It’s amazing. For everyone who doesn’t know what schoolies week is, it’s basically the Aussie version of spring break, except they do it straight out of high school rather than in college.


I have some good stories already since I’ve been back in high school. I won’t give too much away. I want to write it up as a proper article, but I’ll give you a sneak peek.
I’ve stood up in front of the crowd at a football game and lead a cheer.
I’ve gone to a house party.
I’ve assisted the drama department in one of their shows.
And I may or may not have made out with a really hot chick.


I look forward to keeping you all updated. Remember to go after your dreams. Fuck the haters.

Sounds like you've done your homework. And yeah anything older than mid-late 20's (assuming you look young) would be more reminiscent Billy Madison than 21 Jumpstreet--so it's good you thought of this sooner than later. As far as the comment about doing something productive (like build a business) instead, I think that's kind of the idea. I mean I'd imagine Ethan's doing this as much for his blog than the actual experience, so I'm sure that kinda made all the effort pay off.

Wow you really planned this thing out perfectly. You may not actually be breaking any laws. If the police found out they would still probably try to charge you with something but you could fight it with a good lawyer. But anyways good luck. I can't wait to read about it. Just remember...Don't get caught

Btw I was fucking around when I said you were 35. I had actually no idea how old you were.