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2 years ago I slipped on my wet floor in a rush one morning on my way from my washroom to my bedroom and fractured my left elbow badly. 10 hours later after x-rays, no pain killers and sitting in the waiting room I got called into see a doctor to see what I did to my elbow. When I got called in there was a cutie with nice tits sitting across from me that fractured her tail bone. I chatted with her until my doctor came got her number and fucked her a week later.
When I was like 18 I was pretty drunk at a club. I sat down on a couch and noticed this wicked hot blonde laying on the couch looking pretty drunk as well. I locked eyes with her and I'm pretty sure i didn't even say anything to her, and just put my hand on her bare leg and up her skirt. No underwear, and just started fingering the shit out of her. She was going crazy this was like porn star stuff. Ppl kept walking past in awe until finally like 5 mins later a bouncer walks by and shines a flashlight right on us. Busted. He gets us both off the couch and drags us by the shirts through the whole club and throws us out. It was fucking dope.
I was around 14 years old. I was skateboarding with my friends little bro. Some dude in a van tried to kid nap us with a machete knife. He instructed us to get in his van. What did we do? Beat the shit out of him with our skateboards LOL Now thinking about it, we could have gotten seriously injured but at 14 years old, we always feel invincible.
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Snipes wrote: 2 years ago I slipped on my wet floor in a rush one morning on my way from my washroom to my bedroom and fractured my left elbow badly. 10 hours later after x-rays, no pain killers and sitting in the waiting room I got called into see a doctor to see what I did to my elbow. When I got called in there was a cutie with nice tits sitting across from me that fractured her tail bone. I chatted with her until my doctor came got her number and fucked her a week later.
Went to a summer camp where I met this really hot girl who's 1 year older than me. At that time she was definitely a 9. Really mature for her age, big boobs, etc. Hot as fuck.
We became good friends in just a few days and I switched from my cabin in my moms tent to sleep in the girl's cabin in her own tent.
One day we were alone in a pillow room and she fell asleep. I pretended I fell asleep too. I grabbed her ass while she was sleeping and did some thrusting motions with my hips. I'd never done anything like it before. Hahaha. 13 year older creeper. She woke up after half an hour and I acted like I just woke up too. I asked her if she slept well, just to make sure she hadn't noticed my creeping. Haha. She said yes, but I think she knew.
One night in the tent I just went for the kiss after we had supposedly gone to sleep. No escalation or anything, and she was game. Haha I couldn't believe what the fuck was happening. I thought she was so out of my league and I thought I was dreaming.
I wasn't very popular in school, so this was just way out of my reality. Imagine hooking up with your favorite porn star. I imagine that's how it felt like.
I couldn't deal with it and got really nervous. Obviously shaking even. She told me "just relax" and she started giving me a hand job. I started touching her boobs and she started moaning.
I wasn't really developed yet, so I didn't even cum or anything. I went for her pussy - something that I barely knew what was at that point in time - but as soon as I got my hand under her thong she said "no way" so I ejected.
She then went to the bathroom to wash her hands and then we went to sleep.
I had the hottest "girlfriend" of my life for like 3-4 weeks. Never got to fuck her. Didn't even try. I was still a kid at heart back then. I couldn't retain her for longer, but that's not what mattered to me the most. What bummed me out the most was that I never got to show her off at my school. Hahaha
Worst thing is she kinda defined what I'm looking for in a girl ever since then. Fantasy-wise.
I was probably in 1st grade. I had this stepsister, she was probably in 6th grade, that slept in a bed right next to me. One day she went to my bed really curious and asked me what I had inside my pants I showed her my dick. Then she showed me her pussy and ass. I remember telling her: I have that too (ass). She also dared me to kiss her, and I did haha I grew up thinking I made something bad, a taboo. Now its awesome
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