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Hello all, my name is Rick Moon from the Houston area. I was typing in my credit card info to order a bathmate from another site a couple of hours ago, but decided to do more research. I stumbled upon this site, as well as another forum and realized I was (most likely) about to order a fake one. I thank you for your blog/forum, GLL, and I hope I made the right choice by ordering from your link.
I will update this thread when I receive my bathmate or if I have any questions.
By the way, for what it's worth, I'm roughly 6" in length right now. Maybe 6.5" on a good day. Any length added would be nice, but I'm desparate for girth. I don't know my girth measurements, but it's on the skinny side. Even regular sized condoms don't fit as snug as they should. They fit, but they aren't "full." I don't know how else to explain it.
good to have you here.. absolutely man.. its the real one. and you'll get great girth from it. EXPECT IT!
jelqing def. wouldn't hurt to improve girth too. a lot of the forums market "fake" one (non-authentic ones) that range from average to really awful in terms of quality.
i dont know if they know if they are "fake" (non original product) but their affiliates pay them higher commissions so I would guess that is why they promote them unfortunately. the place that makes the real ones 'bathmate of canada' offers the lowest commissions I believe.. but im not exactly trying to become a millionaire by selling the bathmate haha, i have total peace of mind knowing that ~100% of the people will be happy... i dont know why people recommend a lot of the other sites, aside from being unethical & putting their reputation on the line, its not worth an extra 10$ or whatever..
you'll like it!
and yeah, ill answer any questions you got!
How long will it take for my bathmate to get here? I'm trying to be patient, but I'm so damn excited. Also, I have a cruise coming up in exactly 3 months. It's a 1 week cruise, and i was wondering if i should bring the bathmate with me. I don't want to risk the embarrassment of security checking my bags and seeing it in there, but I want my dick to be ready on the cruise, and not go back to it's regular form. If i get my bathmate soon, do you guys think 3 months is long enough for results to last a whole week? I know everyone is different, and i will still jelq on the ship to try to help.
i'd bring it along on the cruise. when I went home for Christmas, I took it on the plane and security found it. I told them, "its a penis pump, it works." they laughed and wrote down the name of it. no biggie.
rick, where are you located? if your in the USA/Canada, it will take 5 business days or so. Monday is Memorial Day, so that day doesn't count.
id bring it with you, after you blow your load you will go back to your normal size since you are just starting out
dont sweat the embarrassment, it will be no big deal even if it happens. most people think the bathmate is for pumping up a inflatable mattress or a basketball
Thanks, man. I'm in the Houston area. The cruise leaves through the Galveston port, which is one of the most high tech ones due to the amount of traffic. Fuck it, I'm sure they'll find it, but I'll just be honest. There's this 34 year old I really wanna fuck on the cruise. She will be staying on the same deck as me, so hopefully it'll happen.
I ordered it late Sunday night, so it probably processed on Monday and hopefully be here by Tuesday or Wednesday.
It just came in the mail, but I'm a little worried. I saw some YouTube videos showing how it came in multiple packaging, and each official one is supposed to come with a patent slip or something. This one is just wrapped in clear plastic and came with an instruction manual in different languages. It also said it would be an UltraMax product, this one says UM, but I don't know if it means UltraMax. This is the video I watched.
hey man, ill you ordered it via my link it's 1000000% legit
its coming from the original North American distributor
NO WORRIES. Promise
thats DLD in the video, good guy. Far as I know he recommends a legit source... they did have major problems with a certain international vendor just months ago and there was a lot of pissed off people. not his fault though, the vendor took everyone's money and disappeared.
Thanks for the reply. I went ahead and tried it for a 5 minute stretch, and it has pretty good suction. Quick question, after it started extending, it felt like I had a boner, but it wasn't hard when I pulled it out. Is that how it's supposed to feel? Even just 5 minutes extended it a little bit. Went from about 120 to 140. I'm guessing the measurements are in centimeters?
The measuring thing is just a pressure gauge it says "mm" though.. its sorta just a frame of reference to see that your growing. yup it feels like you got a boner, but you'll be soft when you take it off
Just got done officially using the bathmate for the 1st time (I used it for a 5 min period a couple hours ago). I was already a little bit sore from my trial run, so i only had it on for 12 minutes instead of 15. While I had it on, my shaft felt uncomfortable/borderline painful, but the head felt fine. While it was on, time was passing by slow as hell, so i started flexing the muscle that sends blood to the penis. Y'all know what I'm talking about, I just can't remember the name of it lol. I alternated from flexing every second, and holding it as long as possible. I know it's not great, but the longest I could hold it was 8 or 9 seconds. I need to continue to work on that. All in all, I was impressed with the bathmate. Very simple and user friendly. I didn't notice much length gained, if any, but my dick does look a little thicker now.
days in a row now. Everything going fine, doing exactly 15 minutes completely flaccid. How much water do y'all have left when y'all are done? I have probably 75% of the water still in it when I'm done. When i 1st put it on and pump it up, I'm at 120 mm. Every 2 minutes I pump some more to keep a constant hard suction going. I finally hit 150, completely soft. It was crazy looking. I don't know if it's an illusion due to the water and/or plastic, but my dick looks twice as thick in the bathmate at a flaccid state than I do with an erect penis. It's getting to the same length soft as I am when I'm hard, too. The only thing is, my gains immediately go away. Like, within a couple of minutes. Can't wait til next week, so i can try going in with a semi boner.
Oh yeah, during the final minute I pump it as much as I can. I got to 155 or 156 mm. I was impressed, but it hurt a little bit.
Fuck yeah, I love this pump!! I had to skip Friday night, cause I was borderline wasted and didn't wanna use a penis pump in that kind of condition. Tonight made 5 uses in 6 nights for me. A quick story before I continue: When i started working out in high school, I always stayed in my comfort zone. It took a while to realize that if i wanted results, I needed to challenge myself. The bathmate is no different. I saw minimal gains at first (going in soft), but nothing extraordinary by any means.
Tonight, I decided to challenge myself a little bit, and WOW! My 2 week goal was to hit 160 mm while flaccid, but tonight I surpassed it. If i had to guess, I'd say I hit between 163 and 165. My dick is a little red from this hardcore experience, but it doesn't hurt. I couldn't believe my eyes. This might sound a little bit funny, but I stuck my erect penis in a toilet paper roll one time, because some chick told me if it was thinner than that, it was below average. When i stuck it in while hard, it would fit, but had some wiggle room. It was somewhat of a confidence killer. Today, I stuck it in a toilet paper roll while SOFT and I couldnt even get the head all the way in! I can't freaking believe it! I used to have some room in a toilet paper roll while hard, but tonight, I almost ran out of room in the bathmate while soft. I could feel the walls of the bathmate on both side of my penis towards the end. It's crazy. Even right now, about 20 minutes after finishing up, just squeezing my soft dick feels great. My dick always felt skinny, with no meat on it. Now it feels thick and squishy like a stress ball lol. It feels like a completely different penis. Thank you, GLL!
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