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Sooooo I've amazed myself. I'm on bathmate #3 (the valve had issues on my Hercules) and I've gotta say, my dayum.
I started at a modest 5.5" x 5" (bpel and eg) and I haven't done a whole ton with this stuff. Mostly I'd treat it like most people do with the gym and get serious for a few weeks at best and then get lazy. I began with doing 20 min sessions in the herc and I'd see tremendous pumps that would amaze me.
I grabbed an X40 extreme around 2015 when my herc stopped working and found it was just too damn big. I read "you'll never need to upgrade!" but that was a stupid idea. Make sure your pump fits. I'd pump before fucking my girlfriend at the time (which was about 3x a week at the peak, dropped down to way less after) but I never took this stuff too seriously. I hardly ever jelqued at all or did any sort of hanging or stretching. Half anus.
The X40 pump sessions didn't even get me to full erection levels because of how bad kratom fucked with my wood. I had so many where I'd take the pump off and go "well that was a waste of time.." because I was accustomed to the insane ones from the herc I'd get every time with minimal pressure.
I grabbed an X30 Xtreme off Ali Express (it's the exact same pump, and even if it's a clone it's suction is just as good and functionally works the same or better than the official X40 Xtreme did) and I've been doing intermittent workouts with it since late 2019.
Here's the crazy part: I just measured at 6" bpel and 5.5" erect girth without a pump..
I haven't used it in over a month either. That's my cold natural stat now
This whole damn time I've been wondering in the back of my head if it was a giant scam where even Chris had his natural current stats and just took pics at different erection levels for the "before & after" pics. I wondered if he was just a genius marketer with good photo skills. Half of reddit thinks this. I never understood how people were getting gains in inches. I even figured the whole forum scene could be astroturfed by a bunch of bots meant to sell pumps
I've done perhaps 10 - 20 workouts in the past 6 months, all the same one each time. Overall I've probably done *maybe* 100 workouts total in 7 years.
My go to is:
- 250 jelqus, long and slow, focus on pushing blood forward into the glans
- Put on a cock ring (important) and put the bathmate on for 12 minutes with full wood. One set.
That's all I've done and I've gained half an inch in both length and girth. What's funny is the length I just checked is on the slapstick wristband ruler that came with the bathmate so it's not truly a bone pressed length measurment.. It has an extra half inch or so before the ruler starts! I'm big into sarms and I've run probably 8 vials of Ipamorelin but I'm not doing any chemical enhancement other than experimenting with low dose Cialis pre session because Kratom is fucking terrible for erection health. (I love the stuff but it has some strange side effects when you're going at it 20g a day. My fault)
Anyway, I'm pleasantly surprised.. I should have known something was up when an ex said "Did you get BIGGER?!?!" when I slid into her after a breakup and a golden era where I was pumping a lot. I'd fucked her a lot after using the pump before so it wasn't that. I'm really minimalist on this though and I got some size out of it. I'm gonna see how far this rabbit hole goes and get my 7.2 x 6" finally. That's my goal now.
I'm stoked. I'm not even using max pressure on the pump either, I just end up with my head past the sticker and into the dome thing and think "huh, I'm really stretching in this thing!" No dumbass.. I've grown!
This is a weird emotional state for me. Anyway, give my protocol a go if you're half ass on it. Just 12 minutes of pumping while wearing a cockring after 250 jelqus. Really simple, nothing advanced. Go in on some kratom and push the envelope a bit
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