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It was kind of funny avoiding having my parents end up opening the package when it arrived and i wasn't there, and i ended up having them ignore cause I "wanted it sent back" but my dad ended up answering the door and "refusing it", and I checked the tracking info that night and it was "refused, being sent back to sender", and I freaked out and called them at 7am the next morning to hold it lol, and thankfully it didn't send out yet. If he just ignored it I would have had 10 days to come pick it up.
So anyway, I'll be following the "Ultimate Newbie Bathmate Guide" and post my progress here.
Flaccid Girth: <4"
BPEL: 7.28" (using cm and converting to inches)
For future reference, you don't need to have stuff shipped to your parents' house if you don't want to. If it's shipping via UPS, you can just have it shipped to a UPS Customer Center (not UPS store, very important) and they will call you when it arrives and you can pick it up within 5 days. Just enter the shipping address as being the Customer Center's address and they will take care of the rest. When I lived with my parents I used to do this all the time whenever I ordered Fleshlights or anything else that I didn't want them seeing.
WannaBeAlpha wrote: For future reference, you don't need to have stuff shipped to your parents' house if you don't want to. If it's shipping via UPS, you can just have it shipped to a UPS Customer Center (not UPS store, very important) and they will call you when it arrives and you can pick it up within 5 days. Just enter the shipping address as being the Customer Center's address and they will take care of the rest. When I lived with my parents I used to do this all the time whenever I ordered Fleshlights or anything else that I didn't want them seeing.
Thanks lol, I didn't realize you could do this until I did some reading online. Do you specify this to whatever website you're ordering from or do you call after it's shipped to reroute it to the store?
Also realized I didn't think of a place to hide the bathmate so I ended up cutting some cable and hot-glueing and duct-taping it to the underside of the sink in the bathroom lol, so I could just slide the bathmate in the loop when i'm not using it... hopefully the glue doesn't break and my parents don't open the cabinet and find a huge as fuk dildo looking thing, and this thing is HUGE, didn't expect it to be this big.
Tried it in the shower a couple hours ago and it didn't hold suction at all, I'm going to trim and shave the hair tonight and try again
You literally just enter the shipping address as being the UPS Customer Center address. Then when it arrives there, they will call you to come pick it up. No need to add packing notes, or to call them for rerouting. People do it pretty often for various reasons, so they know what they're doing. Make sure you enter your real name and telephone number when you are entering the shipping address. And bring ID with you, to prove the package is yours.
Finally got the suction on my BM to work today (trimmed really close and took off the comfort pad) and hoooooooly shit it felt so weird lol. I couldn't manage to keep suction very long for some reason but I think I'll get better at it,.
It started hurting for a little bit at the end and I took it off, does this mean I used too much pressure?
Fixed the suction issue after realizing I had a June 2013 bathmate and X version bathmates back then had faulty valves, replaced the valve and I'm all good now!
This is my second day using it, but like my 4th time since I take 2 showers a day... I don't think I'm going to follow Chris's newbie routine because I don't have the time to hold my dick in the shower for 10 minutes, I do two sets of about ~4-6 minutes a day. Also, there is no way I can stay flaccid in that thing, the moment I start pumping I'm instantly at like a 50% erection, then when I take it off I can't help but fap lol, and for some reason my orgasm is pretty intense
I'll go at this experimental pace for a couple of weeks while I get my dick used to the pressure, before I try to use it at a full erection. I can feel when it's getting too uncomfortable and I'll just try to push that limit by small amounts, I think I'll know when I'm ready.
Finally made it to around 7.25" in the BM, and at max pressure! Erection was at like 80% and my dick looked thicker than it's ever been when I pulled it out!
It hurt/stung a little at first when I started getting to 6.25" but then, even with increasing the pressure, it started hurting less and less, the only pain I felt was a small tugging on my balls (which I've managed not to get sucked in so far).
There is no fucking way I can do "no fap" while using the BM, every time I pull out of there I HAVE TO jerk it a few times and boooooooooom, that shit is intense. No homo
Will bust out a measuring tape in one of my next BM sessions
Gucci wrote: yo, i'm considering getting a bathmate, but how do you handle the issue being around your parents and maybe bro's/sis?
where do you hide it etc?
Well in my bathroom back home I made a little hiding space under the bathroom sink. You could hide it in your room easily but then you have to risk carrying it in and out every day, so up to you and how your house is configured.
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