This is undoubtedly going to be a popular post, let me preface it by saying:It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Remember- ALL of these lines are used to SCREEN girls. Not to get them to like you.
You're "Mr. Pussy Inspector, not Mr. Funny Man".
You can say (communicate) all this stuff with confidence, arrogance, timidness or complete insecurity. It takes some time, don't sweat it. Just work on it.
The result is a product of how well you carry yourself, your body language, voice tone, voice speed, eye contact, etc. These all naturally get better as you get more comfortable, don't set out to try in improve them separately and don't think that you have improve them over night. It's sort of like public speaking, the more you speak - the more comfortable you get - the more comfortable you get - the better you get - the better you get - the more confidence you get - the more confidence you get - the better you get.