Sometimes when I do heroin, I get a RUSH of creative thoughts following the RUSH of opiate bliss. I feel like a rockstar even though I can't sing.
After I shot up tonight, I arrived at the most insane insight.
I want to share it with you, it's truly life-changing.
Okay, first off- I'm kidding. I don't do heroin. You probably shouldn't either. :)
But I still have a way that you can double your chances of nailing some HOT pussy on any given night.