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-11:30 Follow a lone girl out the store from behind saying in a normal voice: "I love you x3, HEY, I love u, I love u (*giggles*) did I tell you I love you? (yeah u did) I did? yeah? It's true. I know it's kinda random, I thought u were attractive and I wanted to come say hi [extand hand for handshake] (*she just laughs and steps back) aren't you gonna tell me I'm attractive too? (yeah, haha) Thanks, I'm Chris btw (Aisha) Aisha? That's a nice name Aisha
-12:13 Without saying anything, Chris moves a few steps to a comfortable spot where he can lean against the wall. She automatically follows as she has been holding his hand since the handshake (NOTE!) Soo, what are u up to today (i don't know) like shopping for shoes or something? (books) books? yeah? are you a nerd? (not a nerd) not a nerd. u look like... u look like u play the drums (guitar) guitar? seriously? (yeah) nice, are u in a bad? (no) I look like I play the drums. Yeah, u believe it? (no) yeah? what tells you no? x4 [each time more playfully. Chris pulls her hand to his chest as he repeats this, even pulling her little body off-balance] (I don't believe you) u don't believe me, why don't u believe me? (I dont know) u know what? I have no musical talent whatsoever hahaha
-13:03 that's not fair. you're supposed to believe I play the drums [POWERFUL LEADING - LITERALLY TELLING HER WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE!!] (u told me you don't) you're a smart cookie, u know that? uh huh, a little too smart for your own good (what do u mean?) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let's keep it real, no more... this isn't beer btw, it's IBC diet root, makes it good... no, no, tell me little about you, where u from? (X) where in X? (by Y) you're not from elko, are u? I always drive through there and I get a ticket for speeding, do u know what I'm talking about? [again pulls her hand to his chest] have u gotten a ticket there? (i don't know) it's a speedtrap (is it?) yeah (maybe u shouldn't speed) i don't know, cos it goes on the highway and then it goes through the town, it's like they built the highway first and then they built the town (haha) u know what I'm saying? (yeah) like purposely to just fuck with me (haha)
-14:10 [re-grab the hand that he let go earlier] so, what more about you, u do music right? are u in a band? (u already asked me that) did I? I have a bad memory, plus I'm drinking. nah, it's root beer (hah) no, you're tough, you're tough haha you're very cute, like a little girl, a little little girl [the words "little" are emphasized by moving her hand up and down that Chris is gently holding by a three fingers] let's spin the little girl around [reverse spin her, she's ALL SMILES] a little more about you though, what else u into? (art, I like art) yeah? what kind of art? (I like to draw) draw? drawing... with a name like Aisha, it's weird how u do that, I can just see your little signature or something at the bottom of the page (bla) uh huh, yeah?
-15:12 so what are u doing this weekend? (I don't know) playing on pintrest or something? (going out with friends) put your little outfit on and go out with friends haha (haha) [whisper in her ear] you're tiny, u know that? (you're a player) what'd u say? (you're a player) I'm not a player, you're a player (you're a player ha) you're a player (you're a player) no, you're a player (you're a player hah) don't call me, your mom's a player (girls breaks down in laughter) Aww, you lost there, u lost there, ur mom's a player, no u gave it up (I gave it up) I know, u got destroyed [stroke from her shoulder to hand, then hold it] u got taken out (haha ok) u did, u did (I did) u got some time to chill out now? (yeah, completely) really? (really) alriht, cmon, follow me, we'll go in my car. You're tiny.
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