Bathmate Review – Based on 5 Years of Experience
Updated: May 2013
From My Bathmate Review-
You’ll learn everything you want and need to know, including-
- Where your pump is coming from
- How it works
- My personal experience of nearly 5 years (I actually own it)
- EXACTLY what to expect
- The most effective way to use it
- Specific ways to use the Bathmate and MAXIMIZE your gains
- Comparisons of the Bathmate Hercules, Goliath, Hydromax X30 and New x40
- A form to contact me or to ask others anything you want
If you have any questions- lemme know at the bottom!
(I’ll get back to you as soon as I can)
- ***As of this time (May 2013) I would steer clear of the Bathmate x30***
Some of those pumps, though a minority, STILL have defective valves.
(Every Bathmate Distributor has been affected by this)
The Hercules, Goliath and x40 are fine however. (x40 is mad good btw)
The x30 is great but until this issue clears up I can’t recommend it.
Consider one of the other versions.
If you are experiencing problems with your x30, see this thread.
Bathmate USA/Canada/International (Original Retailer)
(Current Automatic Discount Applied, when purchased via GoodLookingLoser.com)
use coupon code: ‘GOODLOOKINGLOSER’ for additional money off on Hercules/Goliath.
* If the coupon doesn’t work on the Hercules/Goliath models, it’s because you already have the lowest price available.
- If you are in the UK, you can order a legit pump here (Verified 2013)-
Bathmate Distributor (Free Royal Mail Shipping via GoodLookingLoser.com)
From Bathmate USA/Canada/International you get an order confirmation right away and tracking number when your pump ships. They are based in Ontario, Canada but US-based order will ship from Oregon (West Coast) or Michigan (East Coast). The manager, Gerry W., told me the post office gives them the tracking numbers- sometimes VERY quickly, sometimes it takes a little longer- it’s out of his hands but it usually happens in no longer than 4 or 5 days. Either way, you will receive your Bathmate in about a 7-10 business days. One guy in Finland got his in just 4 days. Don’t worry, everyone gets taken care of. I’ll make sure of it.
The distributor I suggest is where I bought my pump from ~5 years ago. I know these guys are LEGIT. They’re a lot of cheap, rip-off and fake pumps on Amazon.com, Ebay.com and elsewhere that are sold as the Bathmate. I buy stuff from Amazon.com and Ebay.com, but NOT this product.
If you have any questions about your order (after 10 business day have elapsed) I will contact the manager, Gerry W., on your behalf. You will be taken care of. 99.5% of orders have no issues whatsoever. I wouldn’t be endorsing this product if the customer service or pump was junk- understandably, it would reflect poorly upon me.
To this very day- I use the Bathmate nearly everyday. I use it, I stand behind it and I recommend it to you without hesitation. This device is nothing short of amazing. Especially for newbies.
I’m not going to name specific sites (and I haven’t) but there’s a lot of fake Bathmate pump floating around out there. You may find it slightly less expensive elsewhere, but you run the risk of getting a cheap pump and no customer service if you have issues with it. I recommend the original retailer because I know what’s in their boxes. Guys ask me all the time if a certain site/pump is real or fake, I honestly don’t know, I just know that the guys on the other end of my link are legit.
How the Bathmate Works (general information)
How does the Bathmate work?
The Bathmate works by creating a vacuum that expands the tissue in your penis. Over time, with consistent use, the tissue is permanently expanded causing your penis to get longer and wider. The tissue expansion also allows significantly more blood to enter your penis – resulting in firmer and harder erections. You wear the Bathmate in the shower and fill it with warm water.
Most specifically, In short, it SAFELY expands the tissue in your penis which allows for length and significant girth gains, as well as increased blood flow to better support your erections. Just after using it you’ll see temporary gains- usually .25-.75″ in length and .5-1.25″ in girth (yes, over an inch of girth). These gains stay around for 4 to 24 hours, including during intercourse and after you lose an erection. With consistent use these gains become permanent. I can also vouch for the improvement erection strength. For more information see below.
My Bathmate review is based on my 14 month using it by itself (without doing any manual penis enhancement) and also later combining it will jelqing, stretching and a few different penis extenders.
Chris discusses the Bathmate…
(Bathmate Review: updated video)
Why is the Bathmate so good?
I have tried several other devices: penis extenders, jelqing devices and even a ‘hanger’. Some of those were okay, but the Bathmate is light years ahead of ALL those devices for several reasons.
- IMMEDIATE RESULTS. After wearing the Bathmate in the shower for about 10 minutes, your penis gain extra .25-.5″ ~in length ~.5-1.25″ in girth. Immediate changes, particularly in girth. It’s great to have sex a few hours after use the Bathmate. This growth (pump) will last for about 6 to 12 hours, then your penis will return to normal size.I’ve gotten to the point where if I use the Bathmate, Trojan Magnum condoms are super tight and regular condoms can’t even fit around the head (adult video of condom demo).
You will see immediate gains, especially in flaccid (soft) size. I never used to be a ‘show-er’ but now my penis hangs well below my balls. For more information on how to get the Bathmate post-pump, please view our Bathmate FAQ.
- PERMANENT RESULTS (with consistent use). Your temporary/immediate gains will absolutely become permanent if you use this device on a regular basis. It’s sort of like working out. When you go to the gym and lift weights, you muscles will gain immediate size (pump) but will return to their regular size in about 6 to 12 hours after. If you consistently workout (assuming a good diet), you muscles will grow and remain that size unless you stop working out. Same deal for the Bathmate.
- SAFETY. Unlike dangerous air pumps, the Bathmate is a water pump and is completely safe if you use it as directed. I have never had any problems with this device and I have used it consistently and aggressively.
- EASY TO MAINTAIN GAINS. If, for some reason, you cannot use Bathmate regularly for an extended period of time- simply using it a couple times a week will be enough to maintain your gains (and gains you made from other exercises). Once I got my penis to about 7″ x 6″, I only used the Bathmate a couple of times a week, on days that I wasn’t having having sex, because I could not fit into condoms. I maintained my all gains pretty easily it seemed. I’ve started to use the Bathmate more aggressively again.
What can I expect?
You can expect EXACTLY what I mention in the Bathmate review above- immediate temporary results and permanent results (if you continue to use it).
Although results will vary, I can guarantee you- after the first time you use it (with a full erection)- your penis will be bigger, thicker and probably longer than it has EVER been. Like I said, a .75-1.0″ increase in girth and a noticeable, but slightly less drastic increase in length.
If you combine it with a manual penis enhancement routine (jelqing, stretching), you can expect to gain length and girth faster than if you just do the exercises alone.
You can use the Bathmate by itself, without the manual exercises and still expect to make decent gains.
(please see: “The Ultimate Bathmate FAQ: About the Bathmate Hydropump,” for more information about this)
Take a look at ‘Good Looking Loser’s Get Hung Routine’ if you want a routine that will guarantee success.
Which Bathmate should I consider getting? (Bathmate Comparsions)
Here’s a run down and comparison of your options-
- Bathmate vs. Penomet: A Critical Comparison
(if you are still unsure, just ask me in the contact form below, I’ll be happy to back to you)
How do we know you that you actually use this and have a big dick?
That is a fair question.
When I say that I am willing to put my face behind this product, I mean it.
Unlike the other websites built by Internet marketers, I ACTUALLY own the Bathmate and use it on a daily basis
↓ If you click that link below, you will see my penis. just warning you! ↓ (NSFW)
I don’t have a 14″ monster penis, I don’t think anyone has.
According to those ‘charts’, it’s top 10% in length and the top 1 or 2% in girth.
I was the definition of average (5.5″, maybe less) before I started penis enhancement.
But I wanted to show those who were interested. I’m slightly over 7.2″ now.
If you want to see videos on REAL people actually using the Bathmate, check out this page-
Check out the user logs in-
- The Good Looking Loser Bathmate Forum
(You are welcome to start your own log here and we’ll make sure you are using it correctly)
Additional reviews from guys in our community
Click the thumbnails to see testimonials
The Bathmate was recently featured on “Tosh” on Comedy Central, check it out!
It is a funny skit that actually has good information on how it works/how to use it. It’s Legit.
Bathmate Resources on GoodLookingLoser.com
More Information about the Bathmate
- The Ultimate Bathmate Guide & FAQ: Frequently and Randomly Asked Questions
- Exactly What to Expect If You Order the Bathmate (shipping, confirmation emails, etc.)
- Bathmate Tips: Horny’s Tips Specifically for Using the Bathmate x30 Hydropump
- Index/Various Topics: Bathmate Information on GoodLookingLoser.com
- Official Bathmate Hercules/Goliath and x30 Instruction Books; Downloadable .pdfs
- Bathmate Video: A Collection of Videos About the Bathmate
Penis Enhancement Routines and Information
- Beginner’s Penis Enhancement Routine and Information (Including Bathmate)
- Combining Bathmate and SizeGenetics: Discussion and FAQ
- Using the Bathmate Specifically for Length Gains (+ Routine)
- Index of All ‘Big Penis’ Related Topics
The Legit, Original Bathmate- Bathmate USA/Canada/International
(Good Looking Loser Discount Link, scroll up for coupon)
Bathmate Shipping & Tracking
Since January, there have been over 530 Bathmate Hydropumps purchased via GoodLookingLoser.com, there has been ONE return and it was because it was a double order.
NO ONE has not received their pump. People are loving it.
After you order, you should get a confirmation number shortly thereafter.
Check your spam box if for some reason you don’t see it with 24 hours.
If you have Yahoo, Hotmail or Gmail chances are- it’s there.
Those email providers tend to forward ALL male enhancement emails to the spam box- since 99.9% is spam.
Make sure your order is completed and your card is charged.
Otherwise your Bathmate won’t be sent. There’s an option that says [offline order]. If you select that, your card isn’t charged and you have to call in to complete the order.
Here’s the deal on shipping (to quote Bathmate)-
“[Shipping] normally it takes 1-3 days to be shipped and tracking is sent 24-48hrs after that. On your order confirmation it will be noted that- [the] standard order will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Some may get it sooner, 1-2 days.”
Some guys still insist on ordering their pumps from random places, just understand the risk that you are running. There’s no advice that I or our members can give you that will ‘fix’ a defective/fake pump.
For more information on shipping/tracking, please see-
I may add a few more suggestions later. Bathmate is the main one.
It’s the best thing out there.
If you have questions that I didn’t cover in my Bathmate Review, please don’t hesitate to ask.
Disclaimer: The information about the Bathmate is from personal experience. The contents of this page, such as text, graphics, images and other material are intended for informational and educational purposes only and not for the purpose of rendering medical advice. Please view our Medical Disclaimer that you agreed to upon clicking [x] I agree, when entering this site.
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