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As GoodLookingLoser.com has become more popular, we now receive almost weekly offers to "review" (aka recommend) new male enhancement products.
In the past year, I have received offers to review several length enhancement products including (but not limited to) - the Jes Extender, Male Edge and the Platinum Gold Hybrid Extender. There's a reason why those aren't on my blog and this device is.
I decided to give the new Phallosan Forte a try since there has been a decent amount of buzz around the device.
I wanted a device that fulfilled 2 main criteria-
I could recommend it to guys that were less than 6" - since our extender is most comfortable for guys that are slightly longer than average.
You can wear it while you sleep.
This device didn't disappoint.
It's a great device and is going to be the solution to guys that want LENGTH but don't have the time/willpower to do 4-6 hours of manual stretching a week and/or for guys that just don't like the idea of wearing an extender in public.
You comfortably and SAFELY wear the Phallosan while you sleep and for that reason- this device will be a total homerun for a lot of guys.
To be clear, this is the exact device I'm talking about- (If you order via GLL - you will receive an additional THREE (FOUR starting Feb. 3 2015) free condom sleeves - you will need these)
I'm going to keep the "product information" section short and concise, since most of you guys get how this stuff works.
It's a male enhancement device that targets LENGTH.
It attaches to your penis and comfortably and safely keeps it in a moderate stretch.
How and Why Does the Phallosan Work?
At the most basic level-
By keeping your penis in a moderate stretch, a conservative resistance slowly breaks down your penile tissue. If allowed adequate recovery time, your penile tissue will heal (and regrow) bigger, stronger and in the case of this device- LONGER.
The concept is the EXACT same as manual penis stretching, however the pressure is less but the duration is significantly more. You are basically doing a low-moderate manual stretch - for hours at a time.
If you are still confused, look at it this way-
It's like lifting weights or bodybuilding. Though penile tissue is not identical to skeletal muscle tissue, it's response to resistance training is pretty much the same.
When the Phallosan fatigues the tissue, it will get bigger and stronger if you let it recover. (For more information, look here - "How Does PE Work?")
Good Looking Loser's Phallosan Video Review
(there is nothing in the video that is not on this page)
If you have NEVER DONE PE, just about ANYTHING will give you size.
It's true, the first half-inch is the easiest one to get.
You can easily do that for free with Jelqing and Stretching. That's where I generally recommend guys to start.
A device like this one will just speed up the process and make it easier because you don't have to do anything other than wear the device.
Newbies, specifically looking for length, will certainly benefit.
It's not a "sexy" or super fun device like the Bathmate (mainly for girth) but it's comfortable enough that wearing it every day, for hours at a time, isn't a hassle.
Lazy Guys (Can't stay committed to PE)
Lazy guys will really like this device.
To be honest, I fell into this category from when I started in ~2001 until when I got serious about it again in 2009.
Though therapeutic for some, most don't enjoy the endless hours of manual PE and the slow, barely noticeable gains.
The Phallosan, like an extender, makes the process hands-free so you don't have to put in any/as many hours into manual training.
The big advantage, particularly for Lazy Guys, is that you can strap on the device and safely sleep in it. You can't even feel it.
While wearing an extender during the day is pretty easy and certainly less demanding than daily manual stretching, you still have to readjust it/take it off to pee.
Wearing it while you sleep is a Lazy Guy's dream.
This is the autopilot that we've been waiting for.
Veteran Guys (Done over a year of committed PE)
It's hard to "promise" gains to experienced guys that have already achieved the standard 1.5 - 2 inches in growth.
I will say though-
Like myself, most experienced guys usually have put most of their time into Jelqing and fun, quick-to-use devices such as the Bathmate.
Both are just more fun and less time-consuming than their respective counterparts- stretching and extending.
There's a chance that their length isn't MAXED out (if you haven't gained 1.5 - 2", I'd bet you have more to grow) even though their girth is.
If you have done PE for a year or more but know - for whatever reason - you haven't given a FULL and CONSISTENT effort toward your length pursuit, this might be something to consider. If nothing else, it's just about the easiest way to preserve (or cement) your length gains.
Average/Smaller Guys (Regardless of experience)
I recommend the Phallosan (over Sizegenetics) to guys at or under 6" in length.
The components, specifically- the Phallosan Forte condom sleeves are more on the average/smaller side as compared to Sizegenetics.
Sizegenetics works great but can give some guys that lack the adequate length and girth trouble if they are unable to snugly fit into the device.
Beyond the obvious "It works", there's a few reasons that I'd like to highlight.
First- YOU CAN WEAR THE DEVICE AT NIGHT
This is big - especially for guys that rather not wear the extender during the day.
For that reason alone, I think it's a worthwhile investment if you are looking for length.
Obviously the BEST combination is wearing both (and manual exercise) but that is not always practical given our schedules.
As any seasoned veteran will tell you-
PE TAKES HOURS and MONTHS. It is a marathon, not a sprint. It requires almost daily commitment and needs to be a top priority in your life and not just a hobby. Otherwise, it's honestly not worth doing.
The Phallosan, hypothetically, can let you take advantage of the 8 hours that would otherwise be wasted or meant solely for recovery.
The Phallosan will not pinch or slip if you get an erection while you sleep.
Since you are strapped in- it's best to sleep on your side or back. Some guys are able to sleep on their stomach but that's harder. I've never had it fall off in my sleep; the times you need to watch for is when you are getting up from your bed or naturally rolling over.
Second- IT IS REALLY COMFORTABLE
To describe how it feels (once you have it setup properly, which takes some trial-error), this is what I'll tell you-
You don't feel anything at all.
I'm not saying, "once you get used to it, you won't feel anything,"
I'm literally saying- YOU WON'T FEEL ANYTHING (for the vast majority of the time).
You can move around, get up, sit down without much worry.
The device is comparable to the FULL Sizegenetics system that includes all the padding, but will be more comfortable than any extender without extra padding.
I can't emphasize how important 'comfort' is.
No matter how ambitious you may be about your male enhancement goals, you need to wear these length devices for HOURS and HOURS at a time.
A device that isn't comfortable will end up on the shelf, in the trash or on eBay for some poor soul to buy.
I've gone through several devices (2 extenders, 1 hanging device, 1 'rope' device) that were less-than-comfortable and I abandoned all of them within about a month.
Once you figure it out, slippage is rare and pinching is non-existent (the device can't pinch you).
Third- IT IS FAIRLY EASY TO USE
Although not as simple as the other devices, the Phallosan is pretty easy to use once you get the hang of it.
This is important if you are wearing it during the day, need to pee and have to take the device off.
In my experience, I can put on Sizegenetics faster (10-20 seconds) but the Phallosan isn't hard. (see the video below to see the process)
I can't quantitatively measure how a device/exercise works and take legitimate before and after pictures since I'm at my natural ceiling and any "growth" is generally from losing weight.
I'd love to tell you- this [device] gave me 1 inch in 5 weeks! But I'd be completely lying and misrepresenting what the average PE veteran could get.
I have to go by how a device "feels" (resistance, comfort, easy-of-use, etc.) to properly evaluate it.
I know how good devices feel and I know how shitty ones feel.
This one is really good one.
I can confirm that it's comfortable and you can sleep with it without worrying about the blood-flow to your penis.
Perhaps the most telling observation was-
When I don't use the Bathmate (or Penomet) for 7 days, my flaccid size goes from 5.75" (close to 6") down to 5.25" (or closer to 5").
For the first ~3.5 weeks, I used the Phallosan and NOTHING else.
My flaccid size never fell below 5.75" and was to close to or over 6" most of the day and always in the morning.
This tells me that there is certainly adequate resistance to stimulate growth (if you haven't hit your ceiling) or at the bare minimum- preserve all your length gains.
I also gained some garbage weight (6-8 lbs) which usually takes .1 or .2" away from me.
During that time, my erections were the regular 7.25-7.3". (no loss in size whatsoever)
I can't confirm that Phallosan was the ENTIRE reason why. I was quite pleased and surprised by it. I have no doubt that this device will be great for a lot of guys, it's just like the extender - but you can wear it to bed.
What Does the Phallosan Look Like? How Do I Put It On? This is me putting on the device on. Click the window to play. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)
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It's pretty simple after you figure it out.
Phallosan has its own 'resistance gauge' that show you how much force that you are stretching your penis.
There is little to no water retention from either.
They are both comfortable (full Sizegenetics system).
They both will fit any size. (see below)
They both require HOURS and HOURS of use.
They both are expensive and I don't suggest you buy either unless you have the money.
√ I consider the comfort of these devices to be EQUAL or insignificant. If you are considering a length device, it should be the one that better fits your lifestyle.
√ In short- I consider Sizegenetics the 'Day Time' Extender and Phallosan the 'Night Time' extender.
Keep in mind- to REALLY get good results, you'll want to wear one or both for 10-12+ hours a day.
The big advantage to Phallosan is you can wear it at night. While you can wear Sizegenetics at night, you need to do so on the lowest tension possible and even still there's possible lack-of-blood-flow issues. Regardless, Phallosan will be more comfortable if you are lying on your back or your side.
Phallosan is more 'boner' friendly. If you get an erection it won't be painful like it might be in an extender (erections are rare in extenders).
I recommend guys under 6" take a look at the Phallosan Forte if they want to add length.
Sizegenetics is slightly more discrete than the Phallosan, so if you are going to wear it during the day (and you are out in public), Sizegenetics is probably the one you want.
Sizegenetics, the full system, has more comfort options than the Phallosan - but both are ultimately equal in comfort.
Phallosan (because of the condom sleeves) is more delicate so most guys will be able to put on Sizegenetics faster, which is important if you are hitting the bathroom a lot.
The device that is "better" will be the one that you WEAR FOR THE MOST HOURS.
Neither device "gives you more gains".
You can't go wrong with either and you'll be happy with either.
What If I Own Bathmate/Penomet or Sizegenetics Already?
Again, you don't NEED any of these devices to gain size.
They will make the process faster and more fun.
The Bathmate/Penomet are primarily for girth. If you have already gained beyond 1" in length, it's unlikely that either pump will help you get significantly more length and you may benefit from a length device.
If you already own Sizegenetics, ONLY consider the Phallosan if you plan on wearing it at night. There's no point to buying it for the daytime if you already own Sizegenetics.
While it's nice for me to make some money on these recommendations - I only want to do so by being straight up with you and not misrepresenting any of these products.
If you DON'T have the money - DO NOT buy any of them.
What About "Hanging"? How Does That Compare to the Phallosan Forte?
If you are new to male enhancement you might be surprised (or not) to hear that guys buy different devices to literally hang weight plates from their dick.
I only suggest this for advanced guys that have already gained their first inch or more.
It's fairly safe IF you know what you are doing (and have built up strong dick ligaments and tissue), but it's absolutely not something I suggest for beginners.
If you haven't yet gained your first inch or are completely new to male enhancement, you will gain very quickly from Phallosan. The first 1-1.5" is the easiest after that you might want to consider hanging.
How Will It Be Delivered? What Will My Credit Card Statement Say?
It will be delivered within 3-5 business days in a brown UPS box that looks like this-
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Neither the mailman or your mom/housemates will know what's in the box unless they open your mail and then open the white box that is inside.
You credit card statement statement will not say anything that indicates the nature of the product.
It will say-
User Reviews and Feedback (ongoing)
Some guys have already grabbed the device and speak quite highly of it (one of the reasons why I decided to try it myself)-
Phallosan Forte *NEW* (Lowest Price Link) (You will receive Four free condom sleeves if you order via our link - $125 value)
Just so you know- AT NO EXPENSE to you I receive a commission if you purchase the Phallosan Forte. I am recommending the device because in an industry full of trash, this is one of the good ones. It is safe, effective, comfortable, well-made and I feel the vast majority of guys will like using it. Thank you if you purchase through my link; this is how our community makes money.
4 Free Condom Sleeves (Exclusive Good Looking Loser Offer)
If you order through our link - Phallosan will give you 4 free condom sleeves. (begins February 3 2015 - 3 free sleeves prior to that date)
You will need these. The condom sleeves hold your dick in a stretched position, they are soft and make the device comfortable - but they can rip.
After you get your Phallosan, you'll figure out which size of condom sleeve you need.
Just email 'service at Phallosan dot com', and tell them you ordered through us (they have it on record) and which size you need.
You'll get them in less than a week (they have been good about this).
Approved by the Food and Drug Administration
I'm not going to make a huge deal out of this but on November 4th 2013, the FDA approved the device and currently lists it on their website.
I'm not sure what the process is for getting a male enhancement device approved by the Federal Government, but I do know that 99% of the other device/pills in this industry wouldn't stand a chance at receiving FDA approval.
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