Bathmate Review – Based on 5 Years of Experience
Good Looking Loser’s Bathmate Review
Updated: November 23, 2013
The Bathmate was the first recommendation I ever made when I started the Good Looking Loser community in 2012.
It is a lot of fun to use and more importantly- it works. I’ve used it since December 2009.
Unlike the majority of the invisible Internet marketers that “recommend” this pump-
I actually use it and have adult pictures of me wearing it. (links below)
You’ll learn everything you want and need to know, including-
- How it works
- My personal experience of nearly 5 years
- The most effective way to use it
- Specific ways to MAXIMIZE your gains, including length
- Where your pump is coming from
- Comparisons of the 4 different Bathmate Pumps
- Exactly what to expect
- Bathmate Lowest Price Link & Coupon Code
- A form to contact me or to ask others anything
(there’s 700+ questions below and we’ve answered all of them)
How the Bathmate Works
The Bathmate works by creating a vacuum that expands the tissue in your penis. Over time, with consistent use and ample recovery time between sessions (24-48 hours), the tissue is permanently expanded causing your penis to get longer and wider. The tissue expansion also allows significantly more blood to enter your penis – resulting in firmer and harder erections. Just after using it you’ll see temporary gains- usually .25-.75″ in length and .5-1.25″ in girth (yes, over an inch of girth). These gains stay around for 4 to 24 hours, including during intercourse and after you lose an erection. With consistent use these gains become permanent. I can also vouch for the improvement erection strength.
For more information see below.
My Bathmate Review is based on both- 14 months using it by itself (without doing any manual penis enhancement) and also later combining it will jelqing, stretching and a few different penis extenders for 3+ years.
To this very day- I use this product.
My Updated Bathmate Video Review (2013)
Why is the Bathmate so Good?
I have tried several other devices: 2 different penis extenders, a jelq device and even a ‘hanger’.
Some of those were okay, but the Bathmate is light years ahead of ALL those devices for several reasons.
- IMMEDIATE RESULTS.
After wearing the Bathmate in the shower for about 10 minutes (with a full erection), your penis will gain an extra ~.25-.5″ in length ~.5-1.25″ in girth. Immediate changes, particularly in girth. It’s great to have sex a few hours after use the Bathmate. This growth (pump) will last for about 6 to 12 hours, then your penis will return to normal size. You will see immediate gains, especially in flaccid (soft) size. . I’ve gotten to the point where if I use the Bathmate, Trojan Magnum condoms are super tight and regular condoms can’t even fit around the head (pumped penis vs. magnum condom adult video). I never used to be a ‘show-er’ but now my penis hangs well below my balls. For more information on how to get the Bathmate post-pump, please view our Bathmate FAQ.
- PERMANENT RESULTS (with consistent use).
Your temporary/immediate gains will absolutely become permanent if you use this device on a regular basis. It’s sort of like working out. When you go to the gym and lift weights, your muscle tissue will fatigue and gain immediate size (pump) but will return to their regular size in about 6 to 12 hours after. If you consistently workout (assuming a good diet), your muscles will grow and remain that size unless you stop working out. Same deal for the Bathmate. Penile tissue isn’t identical to muscle tissue, but it’s pretty similar- “Keeping Perspective on Penis Enhancement“.
Unlike potentially dangerous air pumps, the Bathmate is a water pump and is completely safe if you use it as directed. I have never had any problems with this device and I have used it consistently and aggressively. For this reason, among a few others, I think that newbies are better off with a hydropump rather than an air pump.
- EASY TO MAINTAIN GAINS.
If, for some reason, you cannot use Bathmate regularly for an extended period of time- simply using it a couple times a week for 10-12 minutes will be enough to maintain your gains (and gains you made from other PE exercises). Once I got to about 7″ x 6″, I only used the Bathmate a couple of times a week. I maintained my all gains pretty easily it seemed. I’ve started to use the Bathmate more aggressively again.
About the Distributor
(Original North American Retailer)
From Bathmate USA/Canada/International, you will get an order confirmation right away and tracking number when your pump ships. Although they are based in Ontario, Canada- United States orders will ship [usually within 24 hours] from Oregon (West Coast) or Michigan (East Coast). The manager, Gerry W., told me the post office gives them the tracking numbers- sometimes VERY quickly, sometimes it takes a little longer- it’s out of his hands but it usually happens in no longer than 3 days. Either way, you will receive your Bathmate in about a 7-10 business days. Usually less. One guy in Finland got his in just 4 days. Don’t worry, everyone gets taken care of. I’ll make sure of it.
The distributor I suggest is where I bought my pump from ~5 years ago. I know these guys are LEGIT. They’re a lot of cheap, rip-off and fake pumps on Amazon.com, Ebay.com and elsewhere that are sold as the Bathmate. I buy a lot of stuff from Amazon.com and Ebay.com, but I don’t suggest getting this product from either.
If you have any questions about your order (after 10 business day have elapsed) I will contact the manager, Gerry W., on your behalf. You will be taken care of. 99.5% of orders have no issues whatsoever. I wouldn’t be endorsing this product if the customer service or pump was junk- understandably, it would reflect poorly upon me.
To this very day- I use the Bathmate nearly everyday.
I use it, I stand behind it and I recommend it to you without hesitation.
This device is nothing short of amazing. Especially for newbies.
I’m not going to name specific sites (and I haven’t) but there’s a lot of fake Bathmate pump floating around out there. You may find it slightly less expensive elsewhere, but you run the risk of getting a cheap pump and no customer service if you have issues with it. I recommend the original retailer because that’s where I got it from and I know what’s in their boxes. Guys ask me all the time if a certain site/pump is real or fake, I honestly don’t know, I just know that the guys on the other end of my link are legit.
Which Bathmate Should I Consider Getting?
Here’s a run down and comparison of your options -
- Bathmate vs. Penomet: A Critical Comparison (if you are still unsure, just ask me in the comment section below, I’ll be happy to get back to you)
Bathmate Pump Size Comparisons
What Can I Legitimately Expect?
Although results will vary, I can guarantee you- after the first time you use it (with a full erection)- your penis will be bigger, thicker and probably longer than it has EVER been. Like I said, a .75-1.25″ increase in girth and a noticeable, but slightly less drastic increase in length.
If you combine it with a manual penis enhancement routine (jelqing, stretching), you can expect to gain length and girth faster than if you just do the exercises alone.
You can use the Bathmate by itself, without the manual exercises and still expect to make decent gains. See FAQ for more info.
Take a look at ‘Good Looking Loser’s Get Hung Routine‘ if you want a routine that will guarantee success.
How do we know you that you actually use this and have a big dick?
That is a fair question.
When I say that I am willing to put my face behind this product, I mean it.
Unlike the other websites built by Internet marketers, I ACTUALLY own the Bathmate and use it on a daily basis
↓ If you click that link below, you will see my penis. just warning you! ↓ (NSFW)
I don’t have a 14″ monster penis, I don’t think anyone has.
According to those ‘charts‘, it’s top 10% in length and the top 1 or 2% in girth.
I was the definition of average (5.5″, maybe less) before I started penis enhancement.
But I wanted to show those who were interested. I’m slightly over 7.2″ now.
If you want to see videos on REAL people actually using the Bathmate, check out this page (NSFW)
(links to videos of me using the Bathmate are among resources below)
Check out the user feedback and logs in-
(You are welcome to start your own log here and we’ll make sure you are using it correctly)
Additional reviews from guys in our community
The Bathmate was recently featured on “Tosh” on Comedy Central, check it out!
Do You Guys Have a Bathmate Discount Coupon Code?
Yes, it will save you a few bucks, the code is-
It will work on all the pumps except the new Bathmate x40.
There aren’t coupon codes out there that offer a significant amount of money off. I’ve asked.
Bathmate sets a ‘lowest price’ that all vendors need to honor. It prevents the pump from being “devalued”.
All official vendors basically have the same prices, they are required to.
If you come across an unused pump that is under $100, I’m willing to bet you it’s fake and it’s one of those cheap Korean pumps that tarnished Bathmate’s reputation back about 5 years ago.
Our discount code will only work with our vendor.
The link below always provides their lowest current price and never the slightly higher experimental price-
If you are in Europe or outside of North America, here is a place you can get a legitimate pump-
Our coupon code won’t work there, but guys get free shipping via that link.
Bathmate Resources on Good Looking Loser
More Information about the Bathmate
- The Ultimate Bathmate Guide & FAQ: Frequently and Randomly Asked Questions
- Exactly What to Expect If You Order the Bathmate (shipping, confirmation emails, etc.)
- Bathmate Tips: Horny’s Tips Specifically for Using the Bathmate x30 Hydropump
- Index/Various Topics: Bathmate Information on GoodLookingLoser.com
- Official Bathmate Hercules/Goliath and x30 Instruction Books; Downloadable .pdfs
- Bathmate Videos: A Collection of Videos About the Bathmate
- Advanced Bathmate Use: Chris Using the Bathmate; Pre-Jelq and Vacu Vin Modification (advanced guys only)
- Newbie Bathmate Only Routine
- Ultimate Bathmate Newbie Routine (30 Days, MAX Gains, Recommended)
- Using the Bathmate Specifically for Length Gains (+ Routine)
- Combining Bathmate and Sizegenetics: (Beginner’s Routine)
- Phil’s Bathmate & Sizegenetics Routine – 2 Inches of Progress (Intermediate)
Penis Enhancement Routines and Information
- Beginner’s Penis Enhancement Routine and Information (Including Bathmate)
- Complete List of Penis Enhancement Routines
- Index of All ‘Big Penis’ Related Topics
Bathmate Shipping & Tracking
You will receive your order within 10 business days.
4 to 6 days is the usual.
Major cities receive it faster, like most mail.
After you order, you should get a confirmation number shortly thereafter.
Check your spam box if for some reason you don’t see it with 24 hours.
If you have Yahoo, Hotmail or Gmail chances are- it’s there if you didn’t receive it.
Those email providers tend to forward ALL male enhancement emails to the spam box- since 99.9% is spam.
Make sure your order is completed and your card is charged.
Otherwise your Bathmate won’t be sent. There’s an option that says [offline order]. If you select that, your card isn’t charged and you have to call in to complete the order.
Here’s the deal on shipping (quoting the manager)-
[Shipping] normally it takes 1-3 days to be shipped and tracking is sent 24-48hrs after that. On your order confirmation it will be noted that- [the] standard order will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Some may get it sooner, 1-2 days.
Some guys still insist on ordering their pumps from random places, just understand the risk that you are running. There’s no advice that I or our members can give you that will ‘fix’ a defective/fake pump.
If you have questions that I didn’t cover in my Bathmate Review, please don’t hesitate to ask.
Disclaimer: The information about the Bathmate is from personal experience. The contents of this page, such as text, graphics, images and other material are intended for informational and educational purposes only and not for the purpose of rendering medical advice. Please view our Medical Disclaimer.
You are always welcome and encouraged to get support from our Bathmate Discussion Board
We’ll answer any of your questions and make sure that you have a positive experience (and results!) with the pump.
You can post any question, at any time.
I may add a few more suggestions later. Bathmate is the main one.
It’s the best thing out there.
* You are welcome to ask a question or leave a comment below, but for a MUCH MUCH faster response- I highly encourage you to post your question in OUR FORUM. You’ll get an answer within an hour on most topics.